h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Moth welcome to H2G2.

I am Hath one of H2G2s ACEs here to meet and greet you and make your entry into the world of H2G2 easier.

Yes I know you were Hasslefree and an active member of the comunity for this reason alone I am saying hello and leaving you to your own devices.

It wouldnt be right though if I didnt stop by with and <> though!

On the other hand.... if you do need a hand... you know to reply to me here and I will come running.

Hath
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Thank you anyway.
Nothing a human being likes better than to be Aced! Especially with chocolate and cakes.
Had login problems after computer crash. Is it possible to delete an old page?

Hi Moth

I have done some asking around on this....

The U-number cannot be removed because it is part of the numbering scheme. Similarly everything you have posted is also part of the database and can't be deleted as such because it links to other things.

However, if you can regain access to the space you could delete all the contents of your nickname and pages and unsubscribe from all conversations (which would hide them). You will be stuck with any messages left on your page (unless more drastic action is taken as with moderation.)

It is possible for the italics to hide everything - this is unbelievably unlikely to happen and I can't imagine how big the bribe you would have offer to make it happen.

Again if you have access you could just refer your old home page to the new home page (or vice versa) but it would rather depend on gaining access to your old account.

You asked for help when you had trouble getting in on the old account right?

Hath
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Have you tried being innapropriate to the point where they get sick of you and delete your account?

Well yes, but obviously not inapropriate enough

Moth!!!!

How are you?

Hath

Doing OK. just sitting around waiting for life to start up again
How are you?

Doing OK. just sitting around at work waiting for real life to start up again

Hath
OOh have you got a commencement date yet. I'm still waiting for the envelope to pop through letter box
Dear Madam
"Your real life begins on ..................
please call at ...to collect it.
if you don't collect by required date, someone else will get it"

...Please do not attempt to connect yourself to a real life. Only fully qualified professionals should be used.
Any attempt to attach yourself to your own supply of real life will result in a removal of life...........

.....Real life can be paid for via a quarterly invoice to your home address (subject to credit checks, which may allow other companies to view your credit rating) .
Payment via a direct debit each month entitles you to receive a 2% discount.
In cases of means tested poverty, a real life meter can be installed in your home, so that you can top up your real life quota ,as and when (and if)you can afford it. This service is subject to a quarterly over chage of 50%.
Pre paid cards for the real life meter can be obtained from tiny little obscure shops which are never open when you need real life.