h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

another brummie bird on h2g2,,whats the world comin 2,,

lol hello to u i will take that as a compliment u love us brummie birds dont ya lol

Youve got 2 be kiddin me surely
You also off LD aswell hun,,, by the way im neil nice t meet ya..
So then now we know each other really well like wanna date,,lmfbopmp,, ohhh and im from sheffield..

oopsss about that,,pmp,i dint see my missus had been in ere 2..lol..

hi neil im yvonne well yea im off ld as well and since we know each other really well i want yr babies lol lmao u know u like us brummie girls lol we r loving funny and charming lol only to mention a few good things about us lol so hows u

p's now u have a lot of explaining to do to the missus now lol lmao

Bit below belt that innit i want our babies,,
Im not sure we know each other that well just yet lets see how things go from ere on in and i'll see if i cant pick you a couple of kids up from tesco,,lol ..Ive been told that thi 2 4 a £1 at the mo,,SALE ends 2nd july
would you like em walkin or in a pram

As 4 the missus msgin you it was me just dint see her name there till afterwards,,plus i dont mind her knowin if im gunna father another womans child,,,lmfbopmp,, catch ya soon hun yeah,,,tc,,,

hiya hows u two today
well we have been chatting ooo lets see about a few mins now and i know i want yr babbies lol lmao well if tescos r doing it then i'll have a little girl ta and about 6 months old plz lmao pmpl yea chat soon u 2 t/c as well

Come on then your dyin to tell me what your LD username woz..or usernames..pmp..
Im ermmmmmmm doin just fine thanks after just losin mi job,,..just got things to do around the house now LIKE pack with the msg you sent me about wantin my kids,,lmfbopmp,,
Mmmmmmmm i wonder you a bit of a babe then are you,,pmp,,, chat soon yeah..

neil...

hiya neil soz to hear about yr job hope u find something soon yea
yea but im more of a babe im really charming lol and nice lol and funny lol well hurry up and pack i'll b waiting for ya lmao lol. well yea i was on ld but was getting barred and i dont know the reason why lol so i take it u were to on ld and r u on yoome if so wot is yr username old and new ones ta lol
yea chat soon and keep smiling yea

well lets see what where my usernames,,,what all of em..?..
ere tellin you nowt till you tell me who you are sod that 4 a lark,,,you scratch my back and i'll scratch yours easy that way innit,,

lol well tell ya wot i do a good back scratch so u tell me first of yr names on ld ta lol lmao and then i will tell ya mine lol deal yea lol