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Lord Lurkan: Miming with Intent... Posted May 22, 2003
You know me so well.
As payment for the gifts?
This piece'n'cheese is a little bare. Any coleslaw? No mayo.
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once upon a time Posted May 22, 2003
Yep, you'll have to come up with new tictacs.
That's the way it usually works.
I'll see what I can come up with.
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Lord Lurkan: Miming with Intent... Posted May 22, 2003
How about playing dead?
Cheap as chips?
I dread the outcome.
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once upon a time Posted May 22, 2003
That could work, do you think you could keep it up? Or how about moving to the Emerald Isle?
Bargain Hunt?
My, what a suspicious nature you have.
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Lord Lurkan: Miming with Intent... Posted May 22, 2003
As long as nobody mentions Bruce or Jeff. Been there, done that.
Well, beats the Antiques Roadshow...
It's developed recently.
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Lord Lurkan: Miming with Intent... Posted May 22, 2003
Yes, that Jeff.
Whoooosh yersel.
Course you wouldn't Sonny Jim, you kids don't know you wer...
Yes, evasive one.
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once upon a time Posted May 22, 2003
What happened to him then?
...and you whooosh.
You only had one channel I heard.
I'm evasive?
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Lord Lurkan: Miming with Intent... Posted May 22, 2003
Alas, he singeth no more, drownded.
Gimme a sponge then.
Yup, and all it played was Madonna.
More evasive than me.
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once upon a time Posted May 22, 2003
How? When? Whyyyyyyyyy?
*get's sponge out* STRIP!!!
I suppose it could have been worse. How? escapes me atm.
I doubt that, you ickle fibber.
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Lord Lurkan: Miming with Intent... Posted May 22, 2003
Caught in the undertow. Early 90's. The circle of life.
Eek! Okay. Mind the freckles.
Roy Chubby Brown?
I'll build a case to prove my innocence.
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once upon a time Posted May 22, 2003
The Lion King?
Hmmm... tidy.
I suppose I'd better start sponging?
Billy Connelly?
Just a brief synopsis would do.
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Lord Lurkan: Miming with Intent... Posted May 22, 2003
You got a good lather up?
Connolly bobdammit!!
I'll work on it after my bath.
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once upon a time Posted May 22, 2003
Sorry, I didn't realise.
Arms up!
Whatever!
It could be sometime.
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Lord Lurkan: Miming with Intent... Posted May 22, 2003
Neither did I til you stood too close.
On you go...
Yep, it could be a while, especially since Buffy started.
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once upon a time Posted May 22, 2003
Erm...
That's your back done, you'll have to turn around now.
You're watching Buffy? Oh well, ignore me.
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Lord Lurkan: Miming with Intent... Posted May 22, 2003
Aww, come back.
Alright.
Hurry up, they're freezin'.
It's pretty hard to.
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once upon a time Posted May 22, 2003
I wasn't going.
I can see, you nearly had my eye out then?
That was the plan.
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Lord Lurkan: Miming with Intent... Posted May 22, 2003
Well stop running on the spot.
You shouldn't have your face so close.
You never fail do you?
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