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hi there,, just thought id say hi,, so what made u have a name like carboot then,lol,, do u go t them,, i do i think there great,, but aint been t 1 in ages,, so tell me about yaself then plzzz, a/s/l.. thats if ya dont mind,, im ann,, well it tells u all about me in me page,, a drink for ya trouble

hiyah,hows it going, carboot?well iwanted to use another name but it was taken sooooo carboot.
i'm rob,age26,sarf eng right now cos of my work. you?
look forward to earing from you

thanx for gettin back t me,, nice t meet ya but i dint understand ya msg,, whats a sarf eng,?? i dont work i look after me kids n let me oldman do all the work while i spend all his money,, lmao,, so r u married n got ne kids then,, ann

south england sorry, married no. where you live north south west east?

that ok.. lol,, im from sheffield,, im thick u c so i say sheffield,,lol,, brb,, just need t get me son summat t eat,,

you support wednesday or united? or sacrilige your not a football fan?
BIG FAVOUR TO ASK? you would'nt do me a bacon sarney while yur in
the kitchen wood you ? LOL oh and black coffee 2 sugars? i'm pushing it arnt i? no swearing please

,, lmao,, nahhhh i dont swear,, lmfto,, just kiddin,, u want a bacon butty ermmmmmm yeahhhh ok then n coffee as well,mmmmm yes ur pushin ur luck,,lol,, but cus im a nice sort of person i suppose i will do that for ya,,lol, dont know how t do ya butty but theres ya drink,,lol, ann

you are an ANGEL TA. how are you at ironing shirts?
WHAT ? IWAS ONLY ASKING,BLIMEY I CAN HEAR YOU SWEARING FROM HERE LOL
only joking i'm not a chauvinist pig really,no i'm not,i'm not i like
cooking and ironing,dont like washing up tho!
you got any hobbies? apart from clubbing?

yeahhhh right ermmmm whats an iron,, lmfto,, i dont iron,, i buy clothes too small so they dont need ironin,, lmftopmp, just kiddin,, well no im not but makes me look good dunt it,,lol,, oh i support me daughters football team she plays for steelcity ladies n shes real good,, been playin for about 8yrs now,, i tried n broke me leg n foot,, was in a wheelchair for 20weeks, that was about 4yrs ago,, well i like gunna the bingo, n i love playin darts n fishin i think its so relaxin,, n havin fun with the kids,, ohh n im goin t c some strippers next week,, lol,, its me b/day next sunday wooohoooooo party time,,lol,, ann

i like fishing river/lake mostly never gone sea fishing tho,you?
happy birthday for sunday.
dont tell no one but actually i dont mind ironing,just as well i suppose.Washing ups the bummer,wot a pain.i used to play sunday league football,mostly sub to be honest.Also used to be a pro tap dancer till i broke my knee.....i fell into the sink !!!!!
yeah sorry about that lol

thanx for the b/day greetin,,
i aint been sea fishin dont fancy it actually,,lol,, i fish in the local park or on the don,, (thats a local river) so u like ironin do u,, right will send ya mine down,,lmao,,, n i dont mind the washin up,, im good at it,,lol,, so we could do a swap i do the washin up for u n u do my ironin,,lol,, i used t play football but broke me leg n foot was in a wheelchair for 20 weeks,, gives me some right hammer now,,,

ere what was u doin on the sink t break ya knee please do tell,, lol,,

well got visitors at the mo dont know how long they r stayin but we dont mind,, so i wont b on all that much,,

u takecare n chat realsoon,,

TAP dance/sink get it ! lol

ohhhh yeahhh im with ya now,, pmslmao,,, ere aint i slow,,lol,, n b4 u ask no i aint blonde,, lol,, so hows u n u doin owt intrestin this weekend then,,

yeah went to caribean carnival on monday bank hol,was good loads live bands and red stripe lager.
and a strange whiff in the air? dont know wot it cud ave been lol

lmftopmp,, well sounds like lots of fun was had by all..lol.. glad ya had fun,, its been me b/day n i aint ad a drink,, been on cola cus ive been ill.. but never mind

so what ya upto the rest of the week then owt of intrest,, lol,,

well chat soon takecare

sorry taken so long to reply been away (work) not doin any thing to-day tho,raining,thunder,lightning etc,etc was gunna go fishing but......
hope yur feelin better now,recovering from all those cokes as well.
happy belated birthday its mine soon,they come round too fast after you get to 21 year old ,dont you reckon ?
was'nt so long ago i was tap dancing for a living,never mind eh.

yeahhhh hi there im the same but i aint been workin just aint been bothered t come on,,lol,,

been doin the garden,, n readin, n entertainin friends,, not much really,,lol,,

thanx for the belated wishes,, n i know about the b/days comin round fast,,lol,, so whens urs then,, n how old will ya b,,lol,,

where ya been workin then if ya dont mind me askin,, me oldman was made redundant the other week,, so hes now lookin for a job,, without success at the mo,,

well hope all is well with ya n did u get t go fishin n did ya catch owt,,,

weve been lucky we aint had ne thunder yet,, n if its got owt t do with me i dont want ne either,,lol,,

well im off chat later u takecare ann

hi again, my job takes me around the country,most times i work at home but sumtimes i gotta get off me bum. lol.
i'm a facilities consultant i wont bore wiv details.
sorry to hear about hubby,yeah there's sod all around at the moment
well good jobs anyway,my mate works at a agency he says its a bit dire all over the uk !
my birthdays in august.

see u later, rob.