h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you still flirt outrageously on here you know... anyone would think you weren't attached... I'll make you a deal, don't yell at me for talking to men on here 'kay? Be good and don't do anything I wouldn't do... Which doesn't really leave you with alot does it?....
What planet AM I on???

P.S.

There is a huge difference betweiin flirting and just trying to be funny...

And winding girls up by talking about them ma5tur8atin9 is being funny right?

I don't think they actually get wound up baby..

Just going along with the joke...

They love it and you know they do.... I was only trying to point out that if I wound guys up about spanking their monkeys you would be a bit too.... *in need of a Ross hug*...

Hey thats cool.. Why don't you tell everyone my name darlin..?!

Who's to say you don't 'flirt' with guys like that..

Besides the point as i said i'm not flirting. Just trying to be funny.. They know this..

Could be a hug in the style of a well known friends character, no-one knew until you atually said it was yours.... besides you've said mine on here and its a cool name unlike mine....
And you're the only one I talk to like that. Other guys it's like "hi".....
And I'm sure they don't know this.... They are not "bad boy"
All they know is some guy on the internet (who in their head looks like their fantasy mystery stranger) is talking to them about deep and intimate things only they know about.... And maybe their boyfirend too....