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Dear Mr Bluenose,
I would just like to inquire if there is a vacancy, if only temoprary, for Bar Manageress now that our beloved Midnight.Angel has made a sudden departure.
I currently work as a barmaid in The Boars Head, and I would consider myself to be the hardest worker there...(cheers for the bonus 'nudge').
Anyways, if there is a vacancy then I would like for myself be considered as an applicant

Thanking you

Xian

p.s I thought you might like some refreshment.

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DELIVERY FOR BLUENOSE, BOARS HEAD.

...that look good when I typed it

hello xian

this is bn's personal secratery,
he is currently on a coach some where in scotland at the moment on his way to brum he will answer all mail on his return.

yours sincerally

BB

Sit in the que to see BN

ah ha found it at last, i had heard already about this and i have given it a lot of thought. I personally can not think of anyone better suited for this position than your good self, so on a temporary basis until the return of you can now call yourself bar manageress, heres the key for the night safe

Regards BN

ps: on a more lenghty notice you can become manageress of the Boars Head thread continuessly even when Chell returns

Now I ;pst it

Whoo hoo, thank you very much.
'takes key' I wont let you down

lost it even

lost it even

no problem at all Sian, for being Boars Head manageress this entitles you to an extra 5% of profits from new customers

I'm sure that you will not let me down and do a fantastic job

As i said there would be no BONUS! for last week but did you like my alternative?

BN.xxx

Can complain about that

Chelle never mantion an alternative...still don't know what it was

do i take it you meant to say i cant moan about that

My alternative was that i paid you all double but as i said this week only

BN.xxx

...whoopsie...I do believe it was supposed to say that yes

Oh yeah you said something different this week
I ain't been able to get into the bar and boars head thread, I keep getting a 502

yeah there seems to be a lot of blue boxes about at the moment so i wouldnt worry too much about it. Try clicking on the title of the conversation and then on end of stream this usually works

Well you now know about the wages incentive i paid out yesterday so this should at least bring a smile to your face just like this

BN.xxx

Oh...thank you very much that worked .

Just blown my lil extra on giving everyone a free round of drinks, I'd pay anything to see Cuddly get drunk...that certainly makes be

well you could always have a quiet word with ultra to be honest i dont think that cuddly needs to be to be funny

If you would pay anything to see this event happen mind, hows about giving up your tuna?

BN.xxx

Trouble is Cuddly manages to get on her .

Ohhh no I couldn't bear to be patrted with my tuna