h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hiya AD
see you managed to finally remember your registration passwords then ...hows ya doin?

jen

..I did´nt fergot´em codes, justa orbiting at an irregular frequence, that´s all..

-Hi Jennie,i´m good,
broke?,yes!, troubled?,most certainly!!
-but, it´s a beautifull day, and, in a 100years from now,
-Pheew!-
who´ll care?

-Now,honey ....how are YOU doing?

A.D.

oooer
your plants must be better than mine then
i'm ok thanx hun....little flat today, but thats another story ..erm what part of the world are you in? its grey n miserable here ...good weather for doing nothing

jen

..Hmm, actually my pets are not being very ambitious, gone into a..
what-do-you-call-it, when regarding plants? -stalemate?

I´m in Skagen,the very north-tip of Danmark, and ,just now, redefining my praise of the new day..
It IS turning a bit greyish,i´m afraid..

BUT,-what me worry?

My own aspirations for the day amounts to absolutely nothing, so it should be a perfect match!
...
-Why flat, me dear?
And, ..did you start out inflated?

A.D.

scuse my ignorance but wheres Danmark?..erm i'm not very well travelled
so in other words your pets have decided to give up the ..one of mine is just over 6ft now the others are between 4 & 5ft
erm i spose i was sort of inflated to start with..however the recent split form ym partner is catching me up again and haunting me...or hunting me, both seem appropiate expressions...so hence the flat feeling

dan normaly marks at the bottem of the page in red ink

hi bob

Ignorance? -IGNORANCE?!
..I am appalled, stuped, horrified!! ..And all sorts of things..
"There´s something rotten in the state of" ..DENMARK, dammit!

Haven´t you read your Shakespeare, you Essexeian?
..
it is NOT the capitol of Sweden, nor the
Nordliches Deutche stadt ..
Danmark.. Copenhagen.. H.C.Andersen..

Your very own honourable Lord Nelson came by a few hundred years ago, burned our capitol, stole our fleet and lost an eye..Went home, an probably thought it was a big deal.. ..hrmph..!
..
Well, (luckily) my petties have´nt given up completely, but they haven´t doné much climbing lately, either..
..
As for flatteners, regardless of make..
it!
let it gooo..!

ooops i consider myself well and truly told off ...and i'm no essexarian...i originate from elsewhere, just happened to end up living in essex..
erm shakespeare was never really my "thing"
i'm only used to the spelling being DENMARK and not Danmark
np offence intended hun ...am i forgiven

...
Well, ofcourse you are

Sorry about the spelling, but the thing is that i never quite understood why it should make us stand out more luminously on the maps,
if only we exchanged the "a" with an "e" ..

..Hmm,
-If not Shakespeare, then what is YOUR thing?


And,pardon MY ignorance,but ..-Who´s Dan?
and why would he sign in red ink?

erm pass on the "Dan" thing. i have no idea...and even stranger he's added himself to my "friends" list...oh well never mind.
so are you actually Danish then?...says me thinking everyone on here is English as your english is pretty dam good!!
whats my thing??? god i wish i knew the answer to that..i guess i have NO thing right now, except making sure i get through each day in one piece Maybe the "thing" will be discovered at a later date

jen

Hi Jen
I was just about to argue, that adding people whom you don´t know the first thing about,whether based on intuition or momentary inspiration, just to see what they might come up with
..is PERFECTLY natural!
(..-I hope,´cos i practise it meself..)
But must,at closer look, admit that adding oneself
(-or anyone else for that matter)
is kind of peculiar..

Yup, almost as danish, as the baker bakes ´em
-only that we call it wiener ´round here..

So, you dunno what your thing is, do you?
-Could maybe turn out to be Shakespeare after all,then?
-Or, maybe nut


..Stay cheery and piecefull Jennie!

A.D.

P.S.: btw,-what is a SMMOCH?

Hi AD
whos knows maybe i'll find my thing oneday and it'll no doubt be wonderfull
erm SMMOCH is a madeup word...can be used to describe whatever you like daft i know but its just sort of taken off....so you can now be a user of this multipurpose word
i'm very peacefull at the mo thanx

jen

PIECEfull,honey, ..As in.. -Nevermind..
-How about cheerfull,then?
Hmm.. Maybe your thing will gradually become substant,
-maybe it will reveal itself?
Maybe,maybe..

Thanx for enlargening my vocabulary,being a multipurpose-word i should´nt have trouble applying it..

-oh,and thanx for flattering(nut flattening!)my anglais..


A.D.

hmmmm not so cheerful...more like knackered after a hard day ..and no to >never mind< ha ha ha!!!glad you like the word, it covers so many entity's...could become universal in time

jen

-Cant see why it should´nt?
..U could go for the BigOne and sell it to them there Mono-linguists just south of the channel, -i hear they are hard up for non-foreign names for all new foreign stuff..

What would it take to cheer u up sweetie?
-cup o´?-treat o´?piece o´?
glass o´? ...?
..a ?
-Or maybe justa surprise?

-Cant see why it should´nt?
..U could go for the BigOne and sell it to them there Mono-linguists just south of the channel, -i hear they are hard up for non-foreign names for all new foreign stuff..

What would it take to cheer u up sweetie?
-cup o´?-treat o´?piece o´?
glass o´? ...?
..a ?
-Or maybe justa surprise?

its a thought about the word, but let them make-up their own words ...this one at present is only availiable to H2 users
Its been pointed out to me that your user names mean "the Devil"...are you interested in the occult?
the one thing that would REALLY cheer me up is so far out of my reach, it may as well be on the planet Venus itself but thats life....although i'm not adverse to and i love i also like Danish pastries though i doubt the ones we get here are anything like what you have

Hiagain, Jen..
Well,-Can´t tell about the general quality of pastry in your area, but i´ve just been insulted with a piece of sub-standard "brunsviger"by the local baker in Dalum,Odense...

I don´t know who´s pointing fingers but, i´m not the devil,
-Just part of the solicitor-staff..
A.D.=litt.:"Devils advocate" ..
As in someone who likes to mount the opposite opinion, -or
someting like that.
..
-Life? On Venus?

Hi AD
erm theres nothing more insulting than a sub-standard Danish eh!!
Have you ever seen the film "Devils Advocate"? in that film he's the son of the devil..ooer and pretty dam good looking as i recall (Keanu Reeves)..
Life on venus!! hmmmm theres not much life going on in this Venus right now ..plenty of stress though
right off to work c ya later

jen