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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 12, 2003
Oh hello V Max! Hang on a second here ...
Are you Magster in disguise? Or have you simply wandered into this space by accident?
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 12, 2003
Don't make too much noise and fuss V Max, you big lug! This may not be "The Magster Woman" of R5 Live noteriety but some innocent by-standing caught in the cross-fire ...
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 12, 2003
Bushy,
I'm no-one in disguise (yet...) as you well know. Bad boy! Gotta be TMW, hasn't it?
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Pat Pending Posted Mar 12, 2003
The intro suggests not a geezer (dream on Bushy), and if it's not TMW, then it's a bit freaky that her 'Personal Space' was created today, the very day you mentioned h2g2.
Is this you TMW?
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 12, 2003
Obviously Magster has seen you two ugly bugs hiding in the bushes (no pun intended!) and does not want to show herself! Might I suggest you two "clear orf" and I will tame her and bring her eover to "Is this ....." when she is good and ready?
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 12, 2003
Bushy,
Yeah sure, we trust you completely, whatever you say mate, I'll just be off then, seeya, bye...
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 12, 2003
Ignore me, I'm just looking for badgers...
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 12, 2003
Badgers? Are you some sort of Master Baiter or something?
Looks like The Magster Man may have arrived home early this afternoon and dragged The Magster Woman away from her PC?
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 12, 2003
Sorry, did I say "looking for badgers?". I was just stretching my, errr...legs. Actually, I wasn't there at all.
Good day to you, sir.
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 12, 2003
Shhh ... Oh now look, she was just about to take a small piece of food from hand! She's scampered off again now!
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 12, 2003
Beautiful markings, hey? And so graceful.
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 12, 2003
Yes... Magnificent! Truly wonderful, I'm over-awed, really I am. I have never seen such poise, such grace, such slenderous allure ...
Pass me my shotgun, there's a good chap!
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The Magster Posted Mar 12, 2003
Here I am dr Bushy. Sorry I didn't reply earlier but I had to go play mommies with the kids. This is a fleeting visit because I now have to go collect no1 son from football 
By the way Dr dear, you are a cheeky sod, my head still hurts from where you hit me over the head and dragged me into the cave. Don't think too much of your choice in decor I shall return later when you've redecorated.
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 12, 2003
I know what you mean, that head would look absolutely magnificent over the captain's fireplace.
Aim low, and try not to ruin the pelt.
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V Max - IT Numpty, 1st Class. Posted Mar 12, 2003
Ooops, hello Magster, please ignore that last post, we weren't planning to cut your head off, honest...
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Bushwhack'd Posted Mar 12, 2003
Whatever do you mean Magster ..? Me? Cheeky sod? How dare you madame?
You a post-modernist cave-woman or art deco?
LOL! V Max, the pelt? You're in big "trub" mate when she gets back from collecting sonny-boy! Bit feisty eh?
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