h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You seem to have an obsession.

Is this healthy?

No. No it's not.

It's not healthy or it's not an obsession?

It's not healthy. My mind doctor says so.

Have you thought I setting up a Kilroy appreciation society here on h2g2. I know I would join and I am sure that there are others who would too.

Sort of Kilroy conciousness

I think perhaps such a thing would disturb me. Deeply. I kind of like him in an ironic, student kind of way but I can't bear to watch him.

Kilroy Vs Richard Whitely. Who would you back?

Kilroy could have Whitely easily. However, I did once accuse Richard W of being my dad!

Wow. What kind of crazy childhood did you have?

Well it was just from the back, I thought it was my Dad. But when he turned round it was clearly Richard Whitely!

What a great anecdote. Has anyone ever spat their drink out at that?

No. Perhaps it is the way that I am telling it?

Could be. Try strategically inserting the words 'toilet duck', 'pimp' and 'special pocket' next time.

Anyone ever seen the Jam sketch, 'The Day Kilroy Lost His Mind'?

Yea I saw that, he got naked and started running round a shopping centre didn't he?

yeah, and urinated over the window of a TV shop showing kilroy, and climbed into a freezer...


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