h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

For forgetting someone that aint forgot you.

Oh to hell with Big Sister...


Jessy I haven't forgotten about you... seriously... I messaged Bryan to say to you that my phone's out of order about 2 weeks ago... but his damn guestbook crashed my box... had to call out a technician to sort it...

Please I'm REALLY SORRY for not phoning but I've not forgotten about you...

I didn't see a point in e-mailing you coz you said you got Sky...

Please I feel fuc*ing terrible for making you feel like that... please forgive me I really am sorry and I have tried to contact you...

I would of sent you a letter to clear it up but I don't know your address...


Please reply...



Serj

Bryan at least you did phone me!!! ha's ed off but anyway sorry for being all bitchy on ya like but hey

NOODLES
innit?

P.S this guy thats speaking to me does he like "noodles"???

Thank you for replying... phew... thought I'd lost you again there...


My phone's being fixed on the 25th June (typical telewest takes 'em a MONTH to sort it out)


I really do feel shi**y for not trying harder to get hold of you...


I've dropped out of BS so I can talk to you and only you... as we've got lots to cach up on...


Oh... this might cheer you up...



PLACEBO ARE ON GRAHAM NORTON at 10:30pm tonight on Channel 4




Lmao... Noodles... no Pete don't like 'em he don't know that joke... lmao... shall tell him though...


(feels relieved and less constipated now talking to you)



Serj

Oh and you are WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL within you rights to bi**h to me...


I deserve it... I'm a dumbass...



Serj

the fact is i collapsed two weeks ago and was on a ventalater thought i was going to kick the bucket before i said bye or at least NOODLES.

Nah aint going to watch it im watching erm...something..LoL.

nah it aint your fault telewest are usless! have you spoke to bryan at all??

how could you forget our movie

THE LIMP NOODLE!

the story of a sexually confuesd boy and a not so confused boy in the fathers car...Does he get to first base? or at least the back seat?

directed and produced by marc
and speacil appearance by Gemma As a packet of super noodles (oscar winning) may i add

I just realised... I didn't ask how you are... sorry once again...


It just isn't apparent to me that... well... ya know... what's been happening because you're still the same person I remember having a laugh with about Noodles and Bryan and..... the YMCA!!! lol...


Oh shi* hun I'm glad that you didn't kick that preverbial bucket... I wouldn't of gotten to talk to you again.........


Bryan??... nah coz he was in the Big Sis house last week and he came out and I went in... so I aint talked to him since I tried to message him...


Telewest sucks... WAH!! you... not watching Brian Molko????...


What are you watching????? heehee...



Serj

Lmao... yeah it's not the same without you around here... I can't mention Noodles etc coz no-one understands... apart from you...


I hope you can stay longer than two weeks on here...



Serj

im watching "How to be a turnip in 8 stages" im on stage 5! you impressed? im not im a turnip Lmao

o forgot about the YMCA jesus its been to long....Nah i think i have overdoesed on Brian molko (if thats possible)

when im cleaning windows,
my bunker aint got any
what is a boy to do?,
i have to go to the woods,
just to use the loo,
people say im crazy,
some say im mad,
i'll do anything if you give me 50p,
When im cleaning windows

Ahh... ummm... turnip juice???... noodle sauce??... any difference??



Ah now ya see... you can forget too...... it's very easy to forgot things........


Brian Molko overdose???? well Jessy I would never thought I'd see that posted from your name...

I've not seen your brother on for ages by the way...



Serj

Lmmfao... pmp...


At the Gay Bar, Gay Bar, Gay Bar wow!!!!!



lmmfao...



Serj

do you have any money?
i want to spend all your money
at the gay bar gay bar
wow
(when im cleaning windows)

iv'e got something to put in you, erm proberly noodles hmmm....

LMMFAO... ah... it's good to see you back...



At the Gay Bar, Gay Bar WOW!!!! let's start a war... start a nuclear war...




Serj

my old mans a dustman,
he cant afford a hat,
i live behind the wheely bins,
coz i like it like that,
i should get outta bed,
and go and get a job,
but i O.D ON 3 asprin an think i may be dead

I'll be back in a few minutes...

I've gotta e-mail a college mate about the (yawn) Euro...



Serj

i love the vidio when the little hamster runs through the tube....and there pole dancing LMAO oh god...but the clappings good

So what else you been up to noodle chops

Okay..i'll just mingle with myself..ermmmm that sounds rude