h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i dont wanna come to the bar can we chat here?

Yeah of course hun...


Glad you came on here...


I'm pissing myself laughing watching two guys and a girl, lmao...



What've you been upto today???...




Serj

Had a bath listened to Abba (dont ask) dont feel like doing much really apart from oding on easter eggs lmao...

I had a bath... listened to Tom McRae(ask) lol... I don't like chocolate that much... makes me feel like I've got pins and needles in my head... (don't ask)...

But at least you didn't eat chicken spu*k... lmao...



Serj

okay enough about chickens! Bryans getting all mushy on me for sake i hate that..!

oh well "when im cleaning windows"

Lmao... okay. no more chickens... for a while...


Where's Bryan at the mo???... is he online???...



YMCA... it's fun to stay at the YMCA... you can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal, you can do whatever you feeeeel...



God-damn I've actually just cried my eyes out with laughter watching My Wife and Kids...


Serj

no e-mailing god dammit!!!

its rainingim feeling miserable to much chocolate i think...

Well if you don't want him getting mushy then tell him to stop it then...


You don't need it...



Don't eat tooooooooo much...



Serj

Rain's not that bad...


It's better than boiling in the sun eh...




Serj

yeah i no i will tell him...!

i gotta go chat later

now I'm all alone...



Oh well... catch ya later hun... take care...



Serj

dont cry!!!!

ya limp noodle

I'm just pulling ya noodle, lol...


Young man... there's no need to feel down... I said young man... get yourself off the ground, you can stay there....... there's no need to be un-happy...




So.... are you staying??



Serj

how could i leave here does my noodle have bells on it? do i look like im zipped up the noodle and did i come up the tide in a noodle?

Nope... you sucked your way to the top of the noodle and tickled the noodles funny noodle until the noodle laughed... heeheehee...

I've no idea what I'm doing...



Serj

well noodle knows if i do

i just asked loz if she has ever tried to commit suicide coz its all she talks about on her page...im going to freak her out

Lmao... that'll please her...


Ask her if she ever danced naked with chickens, lmao...


She'll piss herself...



Serj

no im trying to show "kiddies" that there is nothing funny with suicide im sure i wasnt in fits of laughter when i cut my wrists and im sure my family wern't either

Gemma... but you "laughed" at your friend cutting her throat on scissors...



dancing with chickens has nowt to do with suicide anyway... me and Loz had something funny going on... like you and me with noodles... me and her with chickens... and tossed salads..


Serj

but that was ironic....it wasnt meant

i planned the whole event....