h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmmmm...i aint saying anything baby.

Stop lickin his ass babe.
Tis is the guy that told me bullshit stories about you.... remember
xxxx

no i dont remember??? what you talking about!/ no honest i dont know

Gemma....
Dont you remember why you an him fell out? xxx

no..we fall out so much..go on refresh my senile memory

He had been telling me, and Sharon that you were coming down to get e ad stuff.
xxx

oh yeah..

And yet, you can defend him.... how?

cause im braindead!

Nah, you aint. You just forgot, i guess.
Lets just forget it babe, it aint a big deal.

Youre so forgiving.... he don deserve a great friend like you. But,there you go
xxx

im to damn nice aint i! grrrrr im am so not scary lmao

Lmao... well there you go Gemma you've been brainwashed by him again...


He says jump, you say how hi...


I told him you were coming to get me???... what the f**k...

I don't deserve a great friend like you???... he doesn't deserve to f*****g live... that's why he HAS NO FRIENDS...


He's doing exactly the same to you as he did to Sharon... he told her all this bulls**t and she fell for it and she fell out with me... but luckily she saw passed him and DUMPED HIM when she still had the chance...


Now I know you can see this Bryan so you know that I can see whatever you say too... So whatever you say about me I don't give a f**k... If Gemma wants to lose the intelligence she has by going BACK out with you then that's her choice... I'm not going to try and break you up because that would be too easy...

She'll see the same thing Sharon did and you'll lose Gemma too...

Oh and I can't wait for YOU to come and get me Bryan... Oh and another thing... If you can get MTV2 from your coal bunker... check out the new Queens of The Stone Age video... I DIRECTED IT!!!...


Gemma... My box went mental earlier so I couldn't get back on...


See ya'll soon...


Serj

PS:- Gemma... when exactly have we fallen out???... Wasn't it when I saw you on and you ignored me... You said "don't you hate me too"... I said "No... what made you think that???" you said "because you're friends with Bryan"... I said yeah I am but I'm still mates with you...


Remember that???...


Me and you haven't fallen out at all... Oh...unless you count the time when we fooled Bryan into thinking we had fallen out to make him trust you again...


Yeah that's right Bryan...


Me and you are still mates Gemma there's no reason we shouldn't be... But like I said... you are really lowering yourself to go out with bunker boy there...



Serj

Well technically you're not an ass-clown... as you've always been so afraid of your sexuality that you've never "ass-clowned" anyone... but don't worry... once you get so desperate living in your coal bunker that you have to result to stealing... you'll soon be apprehended by the police and you'll probably serve 1-3 years for robbery... then you'll be everyones ass-clown... coz a scrawny young lad like yourself will be passed around like currency in places like those...

And the guys inside'll be just like footballers too... they'll dribble all over you... most likely in the post-game shower yeah...

He shoots... he scores...


See ya...


Serj

Oh and one more thing Bryan...


Cel-tic...Cel-tic...Cel-tic...Cel-tic...

Wether you give a damn or not I don't care...


Serj

Marc....

Ok, now your lies are becoming way too audatious.
You directed the new QOTSA video, huh?
LMAO

Now, tell me, Marc.... why would a band like them ask an unknown "director", and college student from Essex to direct their new video? Thats the kinda bullshit story Cage woulda came out with lmao@u
Oh, i forgot to mention, Marc, i wrote Design for Life for The Manics..... lmaopmp@u

So, Marc, are you with the Directors Guild now? lmao@u

Now, you can flap your mouth aboutu whatever you want, you can sput as much bullshit as you like, but its not gonna matter. I know what you really are, and i know where you are.
Fact is, you are a stupid waster for even comin on here to start more shit with me.

This is my last words to you Marc, after this, im unsubscriibing from this whole conversation. I have no time for you. Tomorrow, i may be appointed to become an ACE on this site, so im not gonna have time for morons like you.


But.......... Seeya when LD re-opens

Marc that part about Bryan in jail aint nice my step brothers in jail for attemted murder...its bad enogh worry about what the hell he is going through without thinking of that!

can we keep our insults to a minimum of truth atleast thank you

Lmao... yeah... But like I said... The way that Bryan's going right now... It won't be long until he is going to be in prison for something or another...


Soz for your bro though...


But it's not an insult... It's blatant truth...


Serj

Hi... are you in???...


Has Bob the Bunker cleaned himself yet???...


Serj