h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i will crack you up when i crack you over the head with something u daft

hey dont you dare balck mail that poor inocent sweet lad cos ur warped i will let him come to mine to play on the play station so ner to u lol

my digie box still isnt working u t**t lol its ur fault i think im due another new one its been about 3 months lol

Well lets be honest here, you go through more digiboxes than children go through sweets, ive told you before stop that ing swearing, hee hee.

Look just because that you will be working in The Boars Head, there is no need to try and use those special stools put aside for AWOL, they are there ready for the s pleasure, it should cheer her up anyway.

I wouldn't need to blackmail my own son anyhow if he wasn't so corrupted by an .

as always BN.xxx

ooo u realy asking for it u cheeky as if i would corupt ur son or any one else im a pure as a could be and more xxxxxx

I.m sure that this leads to the old question are you sure that you are not a fallen ?

Oooooooooh no i can FEEL more s coming my way, HHHHHHEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP s away from the knives being thrown in my direction.

as always BN.xxx

yeh u can but you cant hide can ya GGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR twat

Ooooohhh so many nasty words being used against me i think i am going to , cor if this box goes any slower it will be called a tortoisebox.

I am getting seriously worried about your blood pressure now, sit down and have a chill out, maybe this will help, i tell you what and @@@@@@@@@@@@cookies for you instead, look how good i am to you.

as always BN.xxx

im chilled out thanx but i think someone else is going to far with insults and i dont mean you before you jump the gun.. im gonna get off now any way so nite nite take care see u tomoz
..Angel..
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Yeah i know how you FEEL i.m starting to lag now, i am even yawning as i type, we both still have our name up in lights by the way, does that mean we can both gab on a bit. So have you now managed to blow up the pc as well then?

See you tomorrow then as always BN.xxx

Good morning i bet your box as ed up to cos been on to telepest they say its a birmingham problem everyones is going down bit by bit thankfully for me i have the pc i seem full of a cold today cant stop sniffling
well i will see you l8a tell the kids to get the kettle on will ya just waiting for sis to get back and m to eat his breakie then we b round soon ok face ache hee hee why your there tell j can she go the shop get me some fags and a crate of voddy hahahahhahaah just kidding c u soon

..Angel..
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wasnt realy kidding but i will share with your good wife lol you can get your own hahahah

p.s i see we still on the stats and im in front of you again for most postings hahahahahhahhahahah

not that its a competition like but you know i like to win with everthing
hahahahhahhahahha

..Angel..
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