h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right then, just a quick note, to let you know that i am off to get some shuteye, otherwise i will never go up and wont be able to deal with the or 's on the morrow.

as always BN.xxx

OK goodnite sleep well take care

..Angel..
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Sleep well, not quite, the nipper was in the bed and left me enough room for a mongoose.
To make things worse, when i got up this morning, walks down stairs and yes you guessed it, grease been put on the video by the s.

as always BN.xxx

aaww poor you well i only had a couple of hours again my self.
ur kids are addicted to grease

will see u l8a im not staying just came to check messages and enter that journal for the quize give it a go. take care yeh.

..Angel..
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So why you not sleeping again?

I hope that the 's arnt addicted to grease, its not good for their diet

So are you still up for coming to ours tomorrow then?

as always BN.xxx

U daft if i knew why i cant sleep to good i could fix it couldnt i?? although i do have sleeping pills to help i just dont take them. dont like the effects the day after..

ur right about the kids greece isnt good for there diet i will have a word with them tomoz for you your L will listen to me so will your J not sure aboyt A though

Yeh should be ok for tomoz long as its not in down im not gonna get soaked and full of mud walking a cross that track again lol
Get off the floor stop laughing
Oh and if i can get rid of sis doing my head in she wont go home ..

..Angel..
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i'm sure that is without shadow of a doubt, the longest posting i have ever had from you, emails excluded of course (run out of memory, ring any bells).

Yeah you are right Greece isnt any good for there diet, after all its too far to travel to eat.

Ooooh those are being thrown around all a bit too often, its not good for your blood presure, you know. Keyboards still screaming "no dont do it, dont wind her up, i canny take anymore captain"

oh its me you want to blame. especially when its all your fault hee heee heeee heeeee.

Just tell sis its time for a nice cup of , she will soon away, failing that just bring her with you and she can make all day long tomorrow (whoops shouldn't of said that - she used to like me)

as always BN.xxx

have u had tips about being a joker today or what?? whats j been giveing you for your brekie
No dont answer that i dont want to know what she gives you

yeh it was rather a long posting wasnt it. yeh i remember the run out of memory email.gawd we did half gass in those days mind you still do its hard to get a word in edge ways sometimes. i know wonder you was always sent out of class. ( MRS SHERVINGTON) was telling M about her yesterday now she was a from hell very scary lol

ooo a joke about greece talk about twisting the words from the film to the country hahahah

we will see about sis tomoz but i will tell her you have kindly volunteered her to be maker tomorrow

Now make the most of it two long posts after one another. ur only trying to get on to the sats list arnt ya.

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

..Angel..
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See you are at it again arnt you, harping on about the school days, Mrs Shervington, please dont remind me looks tame in comparison, i used to hate the battle axe, and i believe the FEELing was mutual.
As for me being a joker, wasnt it you bringing up that song by the Steve Miller band? besides i cant help it, if other people just dont get the gist of my rather twisted level of alleged sense of humour..

Look you changed the spelling of grease, your fault again of course, i just took the liberty of trying to be funny for a change.

As for sats (are you going on about school again, never had to sit them myself), i think you may meen stats, and if this is the case, the length is immaterial as to get on the longest posts, would mean no more four letter postings and posting three times the size of this one everytime, and people just arnt ready for that from me.
I could possibly get onto the most posting hall of notority, but there has been a spate of spamming going on, over 480 posts is not at all funny when all they read is ----------oooh. Some right clever people about if you ask me, or should that be mentally challanged people, without being cruel to folks that have real illnesses. (phew)

as always BN.xxx

now that did go on and on and on..

ooo that was a advert wasnt it hahahah just thought i would get that in b4 you did
you know i meant stats ikeys must have locked. well thats my exuse

now you must have realised from a very easily confused person that half of this posting as gione over my head lol

ooo ive done it again any one would think we'd our school days.
i only had one bad with the shervo i wasnt there long she slapped my legs for being 2 mins l8 that was bad enough i stayed out her way after that i would rather walk round than walk in her direction
well i cant remember any more and i aint reading all that again just to see hee hee


..Angel..
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en, believe it or not but 'A' as actually finished making that , not bad for him was it.

Well you started the long message routine, and you know how i like to please people (or is that, just like gabbing as if today is the last chance to do so) you know i hate to disapoint.

Withdrawal symptoms, shorter message is not working as well as i thought, i shall try again, mus t stop typing....

as always BN.xxx

you can talk for england you could do u talk in your sleep lol
tell A well done and he can make his aunt chell one tomoz ive never had a cuppa from him yet lol
right im gonna catch u l8a m wants to do his emails. will catch u l8a sis said she will come with us tomoz wooohoooo ur very own tea maker lol
you know shes your get ooppsss i mean guest lol

take care face ache

..Angel..
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Well without realising it, i have already reached the higher hall of fame, for my name is up in lights again, average post as gone to the dogs though, its running at half of what it usually does. All your fault of course as i have posted more four letter conversaions than normal (well i have to blame you for something dont i).

If i can talk for England, then i am sure that you can talk for Great Britain (and that is when it was at its peak).

See i told you that sis likes to make the , it is nice of her to volunteer for tomorrow hee hee, no i'm sure that we can get the s to do the odd one, no chance of the though.

as always BN.xxx

HEY FACE ACHE YOU BLAME EVERYTHING ON ME SO TELL ME SOMETHING THATS NEW LOL
oopppss sorry for shouting needed to make sure you could hear me

i voluntered sis to make the she didnt agree think her words was actually something you etc etc etc what you take me for im not makeing the


..Angel..
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Trust me you have no need to shout in order to be heard, yes i can hear you ing as you read this, cor the foundations on my house are shaking again, now can i suggest that you stop shouting before there are serious earth tremors in South East China.

I am also sure that any s coming from sis, are directed in your direction HA HA HA HA!!! I am sure we will see tomorrow, when you are all sweetness and light as per usual, sorry had to stop typing as i can imagine your reaction and i am sitting here with my body racking with laughter.

as always BN.xxx

guess what you in cheeky im not gonna give you the satisfaction but just make sure u either get shin pads tomorrow or a body guard hahahahhaahah

I thought you might like that one hee hee. Don't worry about me as i have a nine year old turncoat bodyguard to protect me, ok to grab and protect myself with, knowing full well that you wil not swing at me with him front, HA HA HA HA good plan i think.

Shinpads hey i didnt think that you were into , unless you are thinking of kicking some type of other balls, in which case wouldn't a cricketeres box be more in order than the prementioned shinpads.

as always BN.xxx

hey dont you use L to protect you you know he will side with me more than you every time so dont go there you pain in the rear face ache nut case loon i think that sums it up footie i dont but i used to love playing it when i was a kid i was a good goalie in my youth days not a word you..
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oooppppppppssss hug@s lol

oooooooh you crack me up , all i can say is anymore 's and you run the risk of upsetting your digibox and it rebelling and not letting you access interactive menu's, hee hee,

I could always threaten 'L' with banning him from the playstation, lets see who he sides with then missey HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! (laughing manically whilst stroking his white perian , reciting "at last we meet Mr Bond")

as always BN.xxx