h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Apart from me preferably!

A smart business man walks into a pawn shop and says to the proprietor. "I need to borrow £25.00!"

The manager quite rightly asks "do you have some ID and some colateral as a deposit?"

The business man replies "No but I do have a Rolls Royce parked outside which I would be very happy to leave with you!"

"Have you nothing smaller I could take like your diamond ring or that Rolex?" Remarks the manager.

"No" says the business man. "But I really would like to leave the Rolls If I may."

"Ok, here's £25.00 just pull the car into my yard around the side."

They both pull a heavy tarp over the car and the business man leaves the manager rubbing his forehead in disbelief.

Two weeks later the business man returns to repay the debt. There is £25.00 to pay plus £5.00 interest.

Before the business man leaves the manager says to the business man. "Tell me sir you are obviously a succesfull, man you must have a bundle of cash somewhere. Why is it that a man such as yourself is so desperate to borrow £25.00?"

The business man thanks the manager for his timely assistance and says. "Tell me my man, where else in central London could you park a Rolls Royce for only £2.50 a week, while you go on holiday?"

The manager

keithhony

Two friends are talking and one mentions they just bought a *Sex Shop*. They both go around to have a look and while they are there the owner gets a phone call from the bank about last minute financing. The friend offers to look after the place while the other goes to the bank, since all merchandise is marked and the owner says if it isn't to sell it for a fair price.

Two customers come in and buy items, then a third comes in and asks for a dildo.
"This one?" - "No, bigger."
"This one?" - "No, bigger."
"This one?" - "No, bigger."
"This one from the back of the shop?" - "Fine, that will do!"

The friend comes back from the bank and asks how he did>

"Quite well, actually. I sold two vibrators and your thermos!"

I like that CL for some reason I anticipated it was gonna be the fire extinguisher. Must be all that foam.

keithhony

Don't be shy every one else let's have some jokes here, even bad ones are ok then we can let you know how good/bad it was on a one to ten scale. So to get it going using my joke which IMHO is pretty good I'll use that as the base line and score it at a six along with CL's?