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The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Apr 9, 2003
We must define terms, here:
Type: External, Internal, or External/Internal?
Size: Small, Medium, Large, or Omygawd?
Texture: Industrial, Metalic, Realistic, or Jelly?
Extras: Variable Speed, Additional Motion, or *Sidecars*?
The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator
Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Apr 9, 2003
Type - External/Internal
Size - Medium, I think. I'm rather... petite...in that regard
Texture - Jelly!
Extras - Bunny ears!
And yup, I'm nice! All sweetness and sunshine and cookies. And s!
The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator
Marcus Arac, connoisseur of manly Ausgirls since 2002. Posted Apr 9, 2003
Quite frankly, if you people are going to go to all that expense. I think you should just fund /my/ presence. Not only do I serve the same purpose, I also offer foot massages and make tea.
Bunny ears can also be arranged, I'm very open sexually.
I don't, however, think I'm jelly textured. I would've noticed.
The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Apr 9, 2003
Well then, are you *medium*?
And are you variably vibrateable?
Methinks you lack some attributes you seek to replace with tea and massage!
The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator
Keithanthony Posted Apr 9, 2003
Just what kind of motorcycle are we discussing here?
I never had any shortage of women wanting to 'mount' my pillion, still it was a Ducati.
I never could work out why they wanted to reach around my waist to the throttle when were at the traffic lights.
Any ideas?
Keithhony
The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator
Marcus Arac, connoisseur of manly Ausgirls since 2002. Posted Apr 9, 2003
Medium-schmedium. You know those skinny blokes with great big hands?
Anyway, vibrators lack certain aspects that I possess! Such as internal heating!
I could always jiggle really fast?
The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator
Keithanthony Posted Apr 9, 2003
Check out my posting 31 in the original much loved by the 'Ladies' vibrator column for tips on heating of your favourite 'toy'.
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Keithhony
The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator
Marcus Arac, connoisseur of manly Ausgirls since 2002. Posted Apr 10, 2003
My Millenium Falcon?
And no, that's not a pet name.
The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator
Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Apr 10, 2003
The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator
Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Apr 12, 2003
The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator
Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured Posted Apr 12, 2003
The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Apr 12, 2003
Ah, well you see, there's your problem. Not even a place to ......er......put it!
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