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The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator

Post 1

Keithanthony


So lets hear it all in this conversation.

smiley - stoutkeithsmiley - anthonysmiley - cappuccino


The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator

Post 2

dasilva


Do you accept Visa?


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Post 3

Keithanthony


I don't know, is she nice. smiley - laugh

smiley - stoutKeithsmiley - anthonysmiley - cappuccino


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Post 4

clzoomer- a bit woobly

We must define terms, here:

Type: External, Internal, or External/Internal?

Size: Small, Medium, Large, or Omygawd?

Texture: Industrial, Metalic, Realistic, or Jelly?

Extras: Variable Speed, Additional Motion, or *Sidecars*?

smiley - laugh


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Post 5

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

Type - External/Internal
Size - Medium, I think. I'm rather...smiley - erm petite...in that regard smiley - blush
Texture - Jelly!
Extras - Bunny ears! smiley - biggrin

And yup, I'm nice! All sweetness and sunshine and cookies. And smiley - tits!


The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator

Post 6

clzoomer- a bit woobly

*runs to check catalogue prices*

smiley - biggrin


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Post 7

dasilva


35 GBP gets you into the league of the fabled rampant rabbit...what? smiley - blush


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Post 8

Marcus Arac, connoisseur of manly Ausgirls since 2002.

Quite frankly, if you people are going to go to all that expense. I think you should just fund /my/ presence. Not only do I serve the same purpose, I also offer foot massages and make tea.

Bunny ears can also be arranged, I'm very open sexually. smiley - laugh

I don't, however, think I'm jelly textured. I would've noticed.


The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator

Post 9

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Well then, are you *medium*? smiley - laugh

And are you variably vibrateable?

Methinks you lack some attributes you seek to replace with tea and massage!


The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator

Post 10

Keithanthony


Just what kind of motorcycle are we discussing here?

I never had any shortage of women wanting to 'mount' my pillion, still it was a Ducati.smiley - cool

I never could work out why they wanted to reach around my waist to the throttle when were at the traffic lights.smiley - huhsmiley - dohsmiley - smiley

Any ideas?

smiley - stoutKeithsmiley - anthonysmiley - cappuccino


The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator

Post 11

Marcus Arac, connoisseur of manly Ausgirls since 2002.

Medium-schmedium. You know those skinny blokes with great big hands?

smiley - rocket

Anyway, vibrators lack certain aspects that I possess! Such as internal heating!

I could always jiggle really fast? smiley - groan


The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator

Post 12

clzoomer- a bit woobly

smiley - donutsmiley - rocket

We may not judge, only the vibratorless! And I am certain some of them come heated?

smiley - laugh


The Campaign To Get 'TopHat' a Vibrator

Post 13

Keithanthony


Check out my posting 31 in the original much loved by the 'Ladies' vibrator column for tips on heating of your favourite 'toy'.
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smiley - stoutKeithsmiley - anthonysmiley - cappuccino


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Post 14

Marcus Arac, connoisseur of manly Ausgirls since 2002.

My Millenium Falcon?

And no, that's not a pet name.


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Post 15

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

*is really smiley - laughing too hard to respond. Check back later*

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Post 16

Stealth "Jack" Azathoth

I change a subject line and this happens...smiley - headhurts


smiley - peacedove


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Post 17

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

See, this is all your fault, Stealth smiley - biggrin


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Post 18

clzoomer- a bit woobly

No, it's your fault for having an under-stocked night table!

smiley - tongueout


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Post 19

Sierra Indigo - now Cheesecakethulhu flavoured

I have a night table now? This is news to me! smiley - laugh


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Post 20

clzoomer- a bit woobly

Ah, well you see, there's your problem. Not even a place to ......er......put it!


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