h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Lady Lynda

I'm here to wish you a really happy Christmas with everything going well for you even if it doesn't include me!

But know this my Lady Lynda my heart burns for you alone I love you beyond measure my dream is to hear you say that you love me and that we can pick up where we left off!

I want to rekindle the feelings you gave me that made me happy beyond measure. If I said or did something that made you turn against me please let me know what it was.

I cannot move on until I hear from you Lady Lynda

Don't worry ace, I still think you are cool!

Lady Lynda

MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm It is great to have a reply from you here where we first met last February! I didn't know you had been here I had even forgotten my ID and password until today when I was again reading one of our AOL chats. I soon managed to change my password and here you are!

This has literally saved my life, every day I am away from you I have looked at my Meds and they scream at me take them all!

But don't worry, I live for you in the knowledge that one day, even if you still don't want me, you may need an encouraging word, a friend or help from me in some way! As long as I know you live I may be empty but cannot die!

I want for nothing more this day 14th February 2004 than to place a rose to precede every step you take and for you to only to suspect who the Valentine Knight might be!

Keithanthony
Chromium Knight xoxoxoxox

Hi M'Lady Lynda

It is now February 19th 2004 and I'm leaving this message so that you know I linger in the old places we used to share and reflect by the embers of the ol' log fires we had!

Love Keithanthony

hey, it'll be our first aniversary soon, how neat is that?

Would that be March 4th when I responded to this favorite reminder of you that I responded to Lady Lynda?

Keithanthony

Or, "Ladies & Gentlemen, I'd like to thank..."
U219676 better known as html works, for his help with, GuideML, as Tommy Cooper might have said, Guide, Body. Body, Guide
U220630 Kiethanthony for talking to me, and his mesmeric work with smileys.
And to all those other Researchers, whose contributions gave inspiration

It is now February 25th 2004 3 days time will be the aniversary of my joining hootoo and I'm leaving this message so that you know I still linger in the old places we used to share and reflect cold and shivering by the remains of the ol' log fires we once had!

My only possesion now is a single SwanVesta match that I guard with my life so that the fires may again one day, burn as bright for my Lady!

Keithanthony xoxox

hope that's not taking a pop at my red hair

but seriously, sorry I missed it, even if it was only by a couple of hours

missed you because my connection was down

I said swan vesta because you were talking about matches on the one hand and I on the other hand need it incase I ever have the opportunity to relight the fire and because it will be all i have to remind me of your sexy red hair. But I guess it's not gonna be needed when you have Molly and you have been trying to pass me off to her just for cyber!

I've applied several times to be a friend in your community but you haven't taken me only Molly is there!

Each time I go there it takes 15 minutes to load a page with Broad Band is it me or do you have a problem there? I said something nice there to amuse Molly but she responded with an attack on me! Did you see the nice message (I hope you think it's nice) I left for you!

Keithanthony

well, since you ask, No I don't think it's funny.

You can't get onto the "Friends group" because they are Moderators *looks around furtively*.

You make it very hard for me to contact you in messenger, when I have to race to teh machine to catch you but you stayed in there for all of 10 seconds, and by the time I get to you, you're gone.

I wasn't "Passing you off" I was letting you talk to my friend, I can't always be there, and thought you could have a little fun, while I was away. But hey, you wanna be paranoid, don't let me stop you!

I didn't get your message yet, I will go over there soon and find it.(load times have been high for me too, but not 15 minutes, I assume you're axaggerating)

well, since you ask, No I don't think it's funny...
Sorry Lynda you lost me whats not funny? But what ever it is if i'm at fault again then I really am sorry!

You can't get onto the "Friends group" because they are Moderators *looks around furtively*... I noticed the application box to be a friend is gone now other than that I think thats all I can comment on being a friend!

You make it very hard for me to contact you in messenger, when I have to race to the machine to catch you but you stayed in there for all of 10 seconds, and by the time I get to you, you're gone... I'm forced to stay out of messenger because I can't handle Molly's ultimatums . She is saying to me one moment that I am really nice then the next moment if she isn't getting her way she is saying that I have got the hump she scares me. Last time I chatted with her she gave me an ultimatum to choose between you or her so I hope you know who I chose which is why I logged off. It is not because I had the hump! You and Molly may feel I have the hump all the time but you just don't know unless you are with me to see my face and my demeanor. Otherwise all you have is a flat emotionless text screen!

I wasn't "Passing you off" I was letting you talk to my friend, I can't always be there, and thought you could have a little fun, while I was away. But hey, you wanna be paranoid, don't let me stop you!...
If loving someone is paranoia then I'm paranoid

I didn't get your message yet, I will go over there soon and find it.(load times have been high for me too, but not 15 minutes, I assume you're axaggerating)... No exageration it was driving me mad atevery click but I could get to all other internet sites and resources without difficulty so perhaps it was a bottleneck in or around the access routes to your board. I'm happy to say that today it is back to normal and I find a message from Molly with another ultimatum demanding I contact her or be labelled a liar, isn't that what they call flaming? I'm sorry Lynda but I don't find Molly's ultimatums make me feel very sad they are not encouraging! The main reason I talked to her was just incase you might just come on line to chat at some point. You are my focus Lynda I've said it to you before for so long in so many ways it hasn't changed. You know I want to be with you but you have Molly now so my genuine wish is that you are finding happiness