h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

my life is ebbing away as i sit in front of the telly and tap into this keyboard i feel useless

Hi Iain

Why are you bored hun?
Why do you feel useless aswell?
You had better tell me, otherwise you will get the wet T Towel treatment.
And that is across your legs lol
Well that saying is very old fashioned around here, cos it was one of my nans saying, they have been saying it for centuries after centuries.
So you had better tell me lmao
Got to out soon, i have to go to Liverpool city cantre, to give our Alan extra stuff, cos he is working til 5:00pm to night.
xx*NATZ*xx

say hello to lime street fer me i'm pished been on the whiskey all day lolxIain

Iain, it's only 10:20am & ur pissed!!!



lynsey

Hi Iain

So your on whiskey of all drinks why did you have to drink that.
I cant stand the smell of it YUCK lol
I will say hello to Lime Street for you lmao
How are you this morning?
Oh yeah i knew there was somthing i had to ask you, why didn't you pick the phone up the other day?
It doesn't really matter now, but i still would like to talk.
Anyway i had better go cos i am not getting anywhere sitting here am i?
So you take care
xx*NATS*xx

naes i did pick it up but you hang up b4 i got te chance to speaklol

yeah lynsey i been at it all nightlmbo

Hi Iain

What am i like then lol
Can i ring you later around 3:00pm if you dont mind.
Anyway i shouldn't be here, so i will say hello to Lime Street for you
C/ya later
xx*NATS*xx


Hi Linsey

How are you hun?
Hope everything is
Oh Well i will have to go, so i catch you later
Take care the pair of you.
xx*NATS*xx

sure natz no problem i'll try and beat the machine this time

Hi Iain

I guess you picked the phone up quicker this time lol
I enjoyed the chat earlier it was good lol
The way we were laughing over that email i sent to you, when i didn't know who you were, oh it was so funny lmao
I said hello to Lime Street for you, and it said hello back lol
xx*NATS*xx

cheers natz i'm half asleep at the moment that cider is takin its toll

Hi Iain

lol what are you like
I hope you are i hope you are not with it either.
xx*NATS*xx

i'm ok thanks nat

Hi Iain

I am glad that you are
How are you now anyway?

stone cold sober drinkin tea lolx

Hi Iain

So you are stone cold sober, well so am i lol
But nothing can compare a cup of lmao
I wish i wasn't though, cos of the antibiotics
I can't wait to come off them, cos out comes the Tia Maria and Coke mmmmm yummy
xx*NATS*xx

yuch to sweet fer me i'd like some tequilla for a change mezcal preferably

Hi iain

What in the world is mezcal?
Cos i havent heard of it lol
Anyway it's not really that sweet, it's a nice and smooth drink actually.
You can't hardly taste the coke, cos the Tia Maria takes the sweetness away.
xx*NATS*xx

its a special type of tequilla that has a worm in it i think its illegal here though udually get it in mexico yhe worm is meant to be a mild hallucinogen..but i reckon that since its at the bottom of the bottle your so rtpped by the time you get to it your bound to be seeing things

Hi Iain

I see now what you mean lol
Instead of seeing things Carol hears voices in her head, which is me cos i am suppose to be dead lol
Check out my name and see what i mean lmao
xx*NATS*xx