h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am a camera

Well no actually I have a camera. Its new a shiny and so small it fits in the top pocket of my shirt, and generally I spent far too much money on it. Well I might only go to China once you know, so I might as well get some good pictures when I'm there.

My photo album may get a small update soonish, although not yet because I only got up an hour ago and haven't got dressed yet and I want to have some lunch now.

I'm really scraping the barrel with this dodgy song quoting thing now...

When did you go to China??? You JUST got up?

I haven't gone yet.

I consider myself a student now, which means getting up after midday is mandatory.

When are you going and why? I want to see pictures, too.

When have you NOT been a student?

arent little cameras cute. Though i have a tendency to abuse them... hmmm. Dont do that. And get dressed before you use it!

Cute and discreet! No-one even has to know I'm filming them!

I was a schoolboy before and therefore prone (teehee, geddit?) to getting up before 8am.

Xiamen, China: 15th July - 5th August. Ostensibly a school trip to improve my Mandarin. Yeah.

Don't tell anyone you have the camera with you...

Teehee, wow, I get it.

That sounds like fun, so have it. Do many dangerous things.

Well I'm told I'm at risk of catching Hepatatitis B, which would be a pretty dangerous thing. Honestly, some people, once they get hold of something they think is funny they never let go.

YAY! Hepatitis! I can't remember which ones are treatable and, and, and so I can't make any comment other than YAY! It'd seriously put a cramp on your grand plans for making love to beautiful women. I'll never let go Jack? *plosh*

I think the beautiful women might have something to say about that as it happens, although I am going to have that loft in Vienna damnit.

Somehow I think 3 weeks is not long enough for me to have anything for me to worry about in that respect anyway.

Have your loft and eat it, too, if you so desire.

You don't think you can get hepatitis in three weeks or you don't think you'll be carousing with hoards of beautiful women in three weeks?

Well I've not had either experience in 18 years, and I can't see that changing in 3 weeks just because its China, whatever 'the people' may say.

Good god, the boy has a sense of reality. What will you be doing in China for three weeks other than attempting to improve your Mandarin?

Holiday stuff. Buying things cheap, eating things cheap. Possibly trying to catch Hepatitis B.

YAY! Hepatitis. I see a recurring theme, here.

Always use protection kids!