h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Jesus what's been going on here then.
Sian when you said about this I didn't hear you mention that you slag me off like THAT!
Its really hurtful what you said

Bryan

Me?! I ain't done owt sweetie...I was at work when all this went on! lol.

XxX

Chris

Just get lost.

Hahaha...nice one there chris you fooled the babe haha!

Sian

Awwwwwww c'mon hunni, you know you want me, why resist? mmmmmmmm I've got something to put in you...(at the gay bar, gay bar).
xxxxxxxxxxx

Shelly

Awwwww poor ickle confused baby!

Brayn

Dont believe we've had the pleasure to meet...hmmm...maybe not pleasure perhaps.
Jamie, nice to put a name to a name so to speak

Jamie

Cheers bruv, quite cool eh?! Baby fell for it hook line and sinker.
You really want her eh?! Well no offence mate but get in the line...hahaha.

Bryan

Ohhhhhhh scary .

Shelly

Whatever sweetheart

For god sakes will the lot of you just...bog off.

Chris

Awwww hunni did Jen not show you no affection last night?! awwww did you not even see her last night?! awwwwww I know who did.

Shelly

I did! In the word of 'you'...'get over it' lmao! You ain't gonna throw away 14 yrs bacause some lil boy agrovated moi?! .

Jamie

Ah the gay bar...how appropriate, now run along back to there where you belong hun cause you ain't getting nothing from me apart from a knee in your cocktail sausgae and peas if you like

Bryan

Errrrmmm...YEAH! lol

xxx

Sian

What are you chatting about?! Jen was with her parent last night.
She wouldn't dare stray from me, she knows whats good for her.
You saying she was with another bloke?!...who?! tell me

Chris

Yeah right. I would've thought that you of all people would have remembered that Jen's parents celebrated their wedding anniversary in the Moon last night. Which means Jen wasn't there, but where was she?...oh thats's it at ??????'s place.
To find out who...get down on you hands and knees, lick my boots, kiss my bum then lick out the toilet

Chris...
God sake...

How thick are you lads down there?
You honestly think you could beat me?
I'd knock you out with a miss.

Shelly...
I kinda guessed that lol

Sian..

Yeah to you too lol
Love ya sis
xxx

Bryan

Have you got blonde hair?!
xx

Im kina resigned to the fact that its actually light brown ow.
But i used to be lil cutie with light blonde hair lol

Why?
xx

Bryan

Your natural colour lad, if you can remember that far back!
Light brown...right...mousy?! fair?!...is it flyaway or coarse...y'know rough sorta thin?!

Next...what shoe size are you?!
and what's your waist size?
oh and while I'm here...give three words to describe yourself.

Why?! Oh no reason....just curious (actually it is for summat...not a bad thing mind...can't say yet untill I get the answers! heehee )

xx

My shoe size is 5, my waist size is 28
3 wods to describe myself are.
Charming, Polite, and Feminine
xxx

Cor you're measuring up to my statistics nearly...scary! lol.

Righty ho...next set
Bust size? (if appliciable! lol)
Collar measurement?
inside leg messurement?
favourite female?
favourite male?
favourite band/group/artist?
favourite song of all time?
favourite pastime
and biggest goal you want to reach in your life time?
xxx

Bust Size... 1A
Collar Measurement... 15in
Inside Leg measurement... 76cm
Fave Female... my mum
Fave Male... noodles
Fave Band... NoFx
Fave song of all time... We Will Win.. My old band
Fave Pastime... Music
Biggest goal i wanna achieve... To write the greatest song ever written

xxxx

>>>>Bust size...1A<<<<<<
You got inverted nip nips or summat?! lmafo.

Right then that's all we need to know for now.
I say we as in me and Shelly...see we're doing this testy thingy to find out what your and Shelly's kids will be like lmao.

Must be off now to evaluate these answers, nighty noos bro

xxx

lmao

ok then, cya later
Love you loads
xxxxx

Siany

lmafo!...errrrmm scary results there..I'm put off the idea now! lmao

xxx

Hi Shelly

See... told you i was a freaky look pr*ck lol x

Shelly

I told you the *kids* idea was a no go! lol.
Apparently Bryan has a 'freaky loo' and you...well you're just butt ugly revolting! lmafo

xxx

Yep Shelly...
I doubt your ugly... but i deffo am xx

Bryan

Hey up you, shudda you face with your nonsense . If you really think you're ugly...try this new face pack...! heehee! .
xx

Shelly

Hmmmmm I said 'freaky loo'...scary I suppose Bryan's bog talks, throws back his waste and stuff! lmao

xxx