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Hey 'cutie' Draven!

Post 21

TiaMaria...I come from a little town you've probably never heard of

dog food is scrumptious, leaves a bad aftertaste, but so does garlic, lol

I know it ain't nice but 2 look like a puffy fish u muser certainly need the right hook of a boiliing lass! lol

xxxx


Hey 'cutie' Draven!

Post 22

JockMacAbre

Drinkin piss leaves a bad taste in your mouth too..... erm....
not that id know lmao

I dont wanna look like a puffy fish nomore lol xxx


Hey 'cutie' Draven!

Post 23

TiaMaria...I come from a little town you've probably never heard of

oh no piss is way biter, dogs piss has an edge to it but cats piss can never be beaten....well so I hear! lol

Do you wanna look like a catfish then?! Just stick a hanger in ur gob. lol

xxx


Hey 'cutie' Draven!

Post 24

JockMacAbre

Ive already tried the hanger in the mouth thing.... it really dont work, and hurts!!! lol xx


Hey 'cutie' Draven!

Post 25

TiaMaria...I come from a little town you've probably never heard of

Hmm I've tried it, yeah it hurt, but I can do a load of cool things with it. Eating is much easier and quicker. And I can do a cool Cherie Blair impression lmao

xxxxx


Hey 'cutie' Draven!

Post 26

JockMacAbre

Awwww.... thats cruel... she aint that ugly..... ok, she is, but its still cruel lol

How was your weekend? xxx


Hey 'cutie' Draven!

Post 27

TiaMaria...I come from a little town you've probably never heard of

Awwww you nasty lil sh*te...I knowwwwwwww...she is butt ugly! lol (soz that was my mum telling me to call u a sh*te! lol).
Awwwww I coulda used my smiley - bleep smilie...darng!
Oh me weekend was...crap! lol I went to see Maid in Manhatten on Saturday, never seen more tosh in my life. And sunday I slept, now that was a fantastic day! oh yes! lol.

Hows how your weekend?

xxxxx


Hey 'cutie' Draven!

Post 28

JockMacAbre

My weekend was about as eventful as an Elvis Costello gig to be honest lol

xx


Hey 'cutie' Draven!

Post 29

TiaMaria...I come from a little town you've probably never heard of

oh right...errr is that good or bad then?! lol
I'm asuming you woulda had more fun going to a Steps gig?! lol
xxx


Hey 'cutie' Draven!

Post 30

JockMacAbre

Yeah, i would.
Thats how uneventful it was lol xxx


Hey 'cutie' Draven!

Post 31

TiaMaria...I come from a little town you've probably never heard of

Hey I went 2 a Steps gig...weren't too bad actually! So u did have fun! lol

xx


Hey 'cutie' Draven!

Post 32

JockMacAbre

Why the hell did you go to a steps gig you mo-fo lol
xxx


Hey 'cutie' Draven!

Post 33

TiaMaria...I come from a little town you've probably never heard of

Coz at the time, I though Steps were the coolest group on the planet. Then came along Westlife, then Blue, then a new improved Westlife...and now I'm still waiting for a sexy young group to come along (so come on bro get a record contract! lmao).

Heyyy do u know how many times u've called me a mo-fo, u...u...u..mo-fo! ...what does that mean ne way?! lol

xxx
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