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Post 41

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

I really should have bought that hat, you know. But then I could just see the rest of that day ... the pair of you Ladies staying 10 paces, or 3 tube-cars, ahead of me. smiley - rofl


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Post 42

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Oh we would have walked behind you, just to see the funny looks you got from other people smiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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Post 43

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Well, yes, I suppose you would have. Just for the giggle-factor if nought else. smiley - laugh

It's a real shame though that we didn't find a shield and sword in your correct colours ... We might have impressed spectators with some fabulous sword-play. smiley - bigeyes


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Post 44

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Just call me Venus-warrior-goddess smiley - bigeyes Armed with sword,shield and mobility scooter! smiley - rofl


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Post 45

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Don't forget the highly polished titanium 'foundation' garments. smiley - rofl


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Post 46

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Not a good idea when on the scooter ya know, the friction and all that smiley - yikes


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Post 47

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Ah yes, and that all-important thingie called 'balance' ... A few stone-weight of metallic stuff could throw you off a bit, eh? smiley - doh


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Post 48

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Well, there is that, along with some serious chafing smiley - injured


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Post 49

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

*stands at the ready, with the genuine ACME_So_You_Wanna_Be_A_smiley - doctor_Kit ...*

smiley - bigeyessmiley - spacesmiley - spacesmiley - evilgrin


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Post 50

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smiley - bigeyes I want to see your credentials before you come within 10ft of my chafing!


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Post 51

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

*engages THE laminator, and almost true-seeming card making software ...*

smiley - rofl


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Post 52

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'Looks at card' Why is there a picure of Daffy duck in the corner? smiley - erm


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Post 53

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

Ummmm, because we ran out of the ones with Petunia Pig. smiley - sorry


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Post 54

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smiley - huh
I think someone ran out of smart remarks smiley - laugh


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Post 55

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

I have been feeling a bit poorly and not quite myself. Do you think it's a case of "physician, heal thyself" now?


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Post 56

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Well, you do have the ACME doctors kit smiley - laugh
Aawww, i'm sorry you're still poorly smiley - cuddle


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Post 57

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

I have enlisted the professional aid of an expert in comforting ... smiley - doctor Shadow. I'm certain that under his care, all will be well again soon. smiley - smiley


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Post 58

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smiley - laugh Oh yes, he is a professional comforter alright smiley - biggrin


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Post 59

Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear }

I think he has secret dreams of growing up to be a full-scale duvet. smiley - rofl


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Post 60

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Imagine how much he would eat if he grows to duvet size! smiley - yikes You would need a trawler to bring his stinky-stuff in the morning smiley - rofl


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