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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


smiley - cool Can I have a pair like Iron Brows in Zu Warriors please? That'd be good...

Of course, if you've never seen Zu Warriors, then that's going to mean nothing to you, but what the hey...smiley - smiley

smiley - shark


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your right..i've never seen Zu warriors smiley - smiley
when would u like your "eyebrows" fitted? smiley - laugh


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


It is most cool movie (if you are into Hong Kong chop socky). Iron Brows is a n old magician who has six foot long snow white eyebrows that can do martial arts...smiley - laugh

Fitting, on any time you like.

smiley - shark


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Post 4

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6ft long eyebrows!!!! now that could take some doing smiley - smiley
would sir like "full thickness"? or "long and wispy"?

jen smiley - angel


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Long and wispy is good. So how long have you had this place. Can't sau I've seen it here before...

smiley - shark


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its new, just started today...your my first client smiley - smiley
never thought it would take off this quick smiley - laugh

long and wispy it is then...LMFAO
please feel free to browse through the mags "EYEBROWS MONTHLY" is an exceptionally good read!!..and i'll go and sort them out for you smiley - smiley

jon
i know your >lurking< LMFAO


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Always happy to give money to new businesses.

Hmm, fascinating read, especially about the little creepy things that live in your eyebrows. Who'd a thought it? smiley - smiley

smiley - shark


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Post 8

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yeah those little "creepy" things are called eyes!!! smiley - laugh

now if sir would like to sit in the eyebrow chair..i can begin fitting them...."now where did i put that "no more nails"!!......


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Oh, eyes...Noo, I was thinking of all the little mites and things that keep your eybrows clean.

Nice chair.

smiley - shark


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Post 10

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OH them...well i'll give ya an extra supply of them, considering the HUGE ammount of eyebrows your having smiley - laugh...and a special FREE OF CHARGE eyebrow comb...to allow a parting for perfect vision.......


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Very considerate service here, I must say. smiley - smiley

smiley - shark


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Post 12

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but of cousre...i aim to please sir....and EYEBROWS are a most important feature. every care must be taken that the client is happy with what they are about to recieve.......or in some cases born with!! LMAO


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Ha, yes, i can see that that might be the case.

Seems an odd line of work, though, if you don't mind me saying? Howe do you get into eyebrow fitting?

smiley - shark


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oh erm i dont know really...just something i stumbled on!! smiley - laugh

if sir would like to look in the mirror and say how they feel..smiley - smiley if they need any adjusting! smiley - smiley


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


No, they feel fine. Excellent job, I must say.smiley - ok I shall be the envy of all my Hong Kong movie watching friends...

And how much do I owe you for this excellent service?

smiley - shark


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as you were my first client..my charge will be a favour...to pass on my good name and service to others smiley - smiley
thankyou for your custom...feel free to come back for EYEBROW maintainence any time you please smiley - smiley

jen smiley - angel


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Oh, I'm more than happy to pass on my reccomendations to all and sundry. smiley - ok

smiley - shark


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spose I better shave another llama smiley - tongueout and get dyeing what colours do you want? smiley - biggrin


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Post 19

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ROTFsmiley - laughMAO @ >shave a llama<...erm i think you better do all colours hun...who knows what this lot r gonna ask for smiley - laughsmiley - tongueout

and if your REALLY good i'll do yours aswell LMFAO smiley - tongueout

jen smiley - angel


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Researcher 220282


smiley - ok I'll do all shades of blonde,brown,black,grey and red

I do a budget range as well..... *switches on clippers buzzzzzzz* now wheres that smiley - cat


smiley - laugh


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