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Post 1

Serephina

what would persuade you to vote for me? a position in the party perhaps? minster for horticulture? smiley - winkeye


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Post 2

J

She's a tough nut to crack (metaphorically), Serephina...

I've offered her a position in the Party, I think. Hell, I'll reoffer it smiley - smiley How would you, Venus, like to be Chairperson of the Ozark Party smiley - bigeyes

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 3

Serephina

We'll see.. smiley - smiley


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Post 4

~:*-Venus-*:~

I've got to hand it to you Jodan, you sure do get around. smiley - bigeyes

Another candidate has entered the ring i see.smiley - biggrin


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Post 5

J

Thank you smiley - blush I think...

You might be getting around soon... in Beautiful Barbados!

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 6

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smiley - laugh Not with the maffia in tow though, i'm a peace loving person....who is open to bribery smiley - erm Well we all have our faults smiley - biggrin


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Post 7

Serephina

minister for horticulture, free tarot readings on demand for life..smiley - winkeye


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Post 8

J

We plan to crack down on the mafia.

By the way, did you know that Hyp was a avid gardener? A1143424

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 9

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smiley - bigeyes
Hhmmmmm 'thinks'
Thats a good offer, then again 2 weeks in Barbados, forty acres of land and 1 cuddly sheep is soooooooo tempting smiley - drool


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Post 10

Serephina

were serving pizza on sexy mens chests too ,,smiley - erm


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Post 11

J

Won't those be hairy?
The pizzas, I mean?

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 12

Serephina

Not when theyve been waxed..the chests that is


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Post 13

J

Oh, that's not a bad offer.
For a woman, of course smiley - bigeyes

I would again like to point out that Hypatia is a gardener and has a recipe book that would fetch millions on eBay. You could make pizza so good that you would ignore the sexy, waxed man chests...

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 14

~:*-Venus-*:~

Err...what sexy men? and what kind of pizza? smiley - biggrin


Its a well known fact to my friends, that my cooking skills leave alot to be desired smiley - erm

'dreams of pizza on the beach in Barbados...aahhh heaven'


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Post 15

Serephina

any you like Jen smiley - ok

dont be won over by the masses.. vote theyre not people theyre hippies! be individual smiley - winkeye

theyrell be plenty of holidays to be had once im elected in far nicer places than barbados smiley - tongueout


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Post 16

J

There'll be plenty of holidays as soon as you give us your support - not just when we're elected. Plus, Hyp's recipes instantly make cooking much better.

I trust you'll make the right decision and look at the issues, though. smiley - smiley The other campaigns can't compete with us on the issues.

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 17

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'clutches the sheep' Aaawww aint he just sooooo cute....
Darn, this is such a hard decision smiley - wah


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Post 18

J

Not really, I think... smiley - smiley I think it's a fairly simple decision.

But that's just this sheep's opinion.

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 19

J

PS- Barbados.


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Post 20

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Can you tell me once more what is on offer? smiley - biggrin
I need to compare notes smiley - evilgrin


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