h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello - haven't heard from u 4 a while. Hope u're doin' alrite What u up 2?

I am feeling very ill as I got drunk with the bass player from the band I'm in. We got thru 4 bottles of red wine and i woke up still feeling drunk and now here i am still feeling drunk in work n dreading my hangover which is in the post and is going 2 b infinitely worse than i think it's going 2 b.

n e way enough moaning about my self-inflicted suffering - tell me about u.

stay beautiful

xx pete xxx

Hiya...
My email is still being stupid... I should get someone to come and look at it but, well, I can't be bothered...
I've not been doing anything as intersting as you! I haven't been that drunk for ages and I need to be!!! *sob*
I've just been studying alot which is so bloody interesting... I'm going insane! Actually, f**k it, I'm gonna get drunk tonight, I'm gonna go out, get totally wasted. I need to. Yes, I will... Rah!
xxxxxx

come down to Cardiff n get wrecked with me. i've only just recovered. my mate's fiance was plying me with lots of red wine. my hangover's gone now which is nice. i still feel delicate like a sleepflower tho.


so what and where r u studying?

get drunk 2nite whatever u do - the break will make studying more productive.

if u do go out go 2 xls, or snobs, or the academy, or the sanctuary cos they're my faves.

this is a really crap game but me and my mate play it at work 2 pass the time. we quote lines from songs then have 2 guess them. do u want 2 play?


assuming u do - here's the first 1

"it's not that i can't find worth in anything, it's just that i can't find worth in enough"


stay beautiful u courtney love rock chick


x xx x x pete

come down to Cardiff n get wrecked with me. i've only just recovered. my mate's fiance was plying me with lots of red wine. my hangover's gone now which is nice. i still feel delicate like a sleepflower tho.


so what and where r u studying?

get drunk 2nite whatever u do - the break will make studying more productive.

if u do go out go 2 xls, or snobs, or the academy, or the sanctuary cos they're my faves.

this is a really crap game but me and my mate play it at work 2 pass the time. we quote lines from songs then have 2 guess them. do u want 2 play?


assuming u do - here's the first 1

"it's not that i can't find worth in anything, it's just that i can't find worth in enough"


stay beautiful u courtney love rock chick


x xx x x pete

I so have to come down there and meet you!
I hate XL's, too many idiots that I used to be friends with go there...
I doing Japanese Studies and Japanese Language at the moment which is cool... I like it alot!
Oh sh*t! I know that song! Damn!!!! I'll think of it! My head's not right at the moment! I've been drinking!!!!!!!


Livvi xxx

yeah - i'd it if u could come on over and do the twist
i wanna do it and have a fit
i love u so much it makes me sick

then u can show me RJE's flat

Japanese studies eh? u must be clever. i tried 2 learn japanese and all i got was a headache. it's good that u like it tho - that's the main thing.


i'm pretty sure that the song is Tennesse (I feel So Low) off Generation Terrorists but I haven't listened 2 that album 4 so long that i can't remember. class song tho.

have a drink for me!!



stay beautiful pete xxx

My plan went wrong! They locked me in the house! But hahaha! I have my own bottle of vodka so nuh at you all! So erm yeah, I'm a tad drunk but I usually stay up until like 3am so I'll be on the floor by then! Yay!
Oooh Craig Nicholls does the twist... I love him you see... tra la la...
Oh damn it! I should've known that...
Oh they should have a little sex face kinda thing if you get what I mean!
Livvi xxx

i haven't really heard much by the vines so i'm gonna have 2 investigate them they're supposed 2 be really good live

i know what u mean about the sex smiley's - that would be cool. cartoon sex - excellent. just randomly there was a poster 4 Rules of Attraction which featured cuddly toys in different sexual positions but it got banned!!! how crap is that?

the closest thing 2 anything sexual is and

so who locked u in - your parents?? and are you

i love vodka, but it gives u the worst hangover

stay beautiful pete xxxx

oh i suppose are sexual - if u're in2 them

My dad always locks me in because he has nothing better to f**king do... Ugh... I desperatly need to come to Cardiff again, I have many good memories of gigs I've been to there and it has always ended up with a night of all things debauched.....
Oh yeah! I ... They should have a little girlie slave thing, that'd be me! hehe
I've forgotten what else you said now!

Livvi xxx

That's a bit dangerous you're dad locking u in isn't it?

I'm just barely surviving this week. I'm still wrecked from the 4 bottles of wine I drank the other day. I gave myself alcohol poisoning three months ago and now everytime i drink i suffer like hell!!



sex story


sex begins with some




progresses to foreplay

which involves in the nether regions

blokes do cunnilingus
girls do fellatio


which produces these kind of reactions

or


variations include

dressing up as and and

or if u're welsh like me n u


it culminates in the bloke




usually b4 the girl has