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Hi Andrea well thank you for expressing an interest in becomming a barmaid in the Boars Head, so hows about a trial run?
As i'm away for awile would you approach midnight (yes i know she sent you to me), as she will be in charge until i return

Yours sincerely BN.xxx

Wooohooo yeah i will chat 2 Midnight !

Regards AnDr€a

well as i have already said welcome aboard here is your till key, and dont let anyone try any tricks, first drink free after that it is let me see the time, no problem in the staff having the odd drink mind (usually after hours) oh and no slates, tabs or whatever folks call them

I hope that you enjoy yourself working in the Boars Head

Regards BN.xxx

Can I ask you what my hours are and I will see you inthe BOARS HEAD A1042534

BN

Can I ask you something?



Why have i been FIRED from BOARS
HEAD?

angelica witch. i have given you your job back was my mistake, i was a bit hasty in firing you, no need to bother blue with this now hope that you will accept your job back n not bother going to a tribural
MalO

well the first i had heard of it was Malo's posting, to which he has since recinded so i hope that there is no damage done and you will continue to bring your sense of humour back to the Boars Head

Regards BN.xxx