h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi carol



Well here we are in another thread, so lets just hope that this one doesn't freeze lol
Well i come bearing s just for you, and nobody else
So i would like you to appreciate them, co i made them just for you.
So here you are hun, and don't speak with your mouth full

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ROUND 1....
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en legs





wet t shirt across your legs lol




Theres no where to run, cos you are blocked in lol
I hope you like your s cos i bought them just for you, and all the other stuff were freshly baked. lmao

Oh well there has round one gone, it's round two soon YIPPEE lol
I can't wait to see the next one lol
Anyway i am off cos i have other postings to see to.
So you take care cos i care
xx*NATS*xx
and a rotten

ROUND 2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LOL>>

Opens door >>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> in and gets racket ready for throwing match....

ready steady go>>>>>>>>



















and drink as well you lucky you lmao









now i hope ur not and dont get a


but i bet u leave all those empty glasses for me to wash u lazy ........

`s away b4 Nats throws something that will hurt...ie,,,her frisbee lmao

xx

Nats you just reminded me hun...that i forgot to throw these at you....






and

<tea

just to keep you going for a while lol


xxxx

So your typing to your self then now, well i will just have to get the men with the white coats then

Hello little big sis

Howz ya doing?
I hope you are not talking to yourself, cos you will got locked up lol

Well to settle the score, here comes Round Two lol
Are you ready now here it comes.

























Now here are your drinks now, so i hope you enjoy them aswell
Here you go now don't spill them lol










Anyway i know you are on the phone to me now, so i will go for now.
You take care cos i care
Lots of love going your way.
xx*NATS*xx

HAVE U SEEN MY FRIEND THAT PASSED AWAY??

She told me she finally found her brain.....I`m so pleased that she has cause the only things she would say was "if i only had a brain " lol
I wonder what she will be singing now...?????

She told me that she had roast LANA for her sunday lunch.......Even though i am a chef i have never heard of it. i`m eager to find out what LANA is.... Do you know??

I`m not sure if she has come back to life or not, with her passing away and all lol....
but she says that she has. Her tag still says that she is dead lol.....
I still cant believe that i was chatting to a dead person and I never got a invite to the funeral, nor did i get a mention in her will. mind you if she did mention me it would have only said one word......"stoned"


hope u can help answer my questions lol.....

.....Hiya,,,I got some empty cans,will they do.....PS,,,theres a few drops left !!....

Hiya curryman. How ru doing??
Hope ur all well...u been in hols yet???.
Nah Mr B i dont want enpty cans, only full ones will do lol..

xx

miss T...no hols yet,a week on wednesday,cant in wait !!

who u chattin to n e way,some one from the crypt ???...lol
..ps...alls well thx...pps,,,soz for intrusion,well i am nosey (<:


So r u still off then ??..xx

Im off into email,I'll send u msge there,if ya see this that is..lol..

xxxx

Am sure Nats wont mind alittle intrusion lol....
Yeah am still off work, am hoping to go back a week tomorrow, pending permission from physio...i can`t wait for that.

Well am sure Nats wont mind me telling you this lol.....we was chatting on the phone and she was chatting away and told me that she had passed away instead of someone else .lol...
have been taking the p**s out of her ever since, hence our tags lol....
Did you know that she has a communion garden too lmaopmp...(meant to b communal )

Glad all is well with you ....and u are looking forward to ur hols.
Awol told me that he has been barred from here....cant think why they would bar him can you??

Nats when u read this...




right in ur mush lol

Hi Carol & Curry Man

Well here i am the dead one lol
No i don't mind the intrusion at all, any friend of my big little sis is a friend of mine.
I thought that my communion garden, was our little secret place lol
Right you little minx i hope that you are waiting for this, cos i made them especially just for you


down your lug hole.

in your nose lol

that's been going stale for 8 weeks.

in your other lug hole lamo


I hope that you like them, and i don't want to see any waste either lmaopmp

xx*NATS*xx

Hiya Nutty bar, How are you?
How has ur day been?

I hope u have had a good day and u have taken it easy lol. Well after we finished chatting last night, it did not take me long to get off to sleep. I`m still tired now and having quite abit of pain in hand. Plus i got a headache too,i was going to call you but i think i`ll b better off just going to bed and get some rest. I know when i go back to work there will b none of these late nights lol.
I`m going to have to get myself back into some sort of routine lol.Instead of me sitting doing nothing lol, i actually got somethings done for work today...wow lol....
i also went and got myself a new tv...yippee lol.... wow it looks strange looking at a bigger screen i can tell ya lol....
Well at least i wont need glasses for looking at the tv, cause its a bigger screen now lol.
Am sorry for not calling, i would have call around 6 but i did not get home til approx 7ish, then i`ve been popular with calls as well as getting this new tv. Well your Alan has just phoned so i guess i`ll be chatting to you soon......

Oh well i`ll go for now...

take care
speak soon
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Crazy Girl

I'm fine hun and in a happy mood
I have been like this since our Ang came down, and i can't stop being happy.
So in other words you dropped off lol
I hope that your hand is not so bad tomoz, i just hope it is a little better.
I am also glad that your headache went, cos it makes you drowsy and woozy (not crazy) lol
I knew you were considering to buy a telly, but by gum that was qiuick lmoa
So you don't have to wear glasses then, well that's good i won't be needing mine (only kidding) lol
I see that you haven't thrown anything on your message, but luckily i have lmao
So here they come just for you, here you go now don't gulp them down now







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There is no escape this time now lol
There is no where to run, what are you going to do now lmao
Oh dear i think that i caught you, cos there is no exit lol
What are you going to think of me, oh i know a nutty bar roflmao
Anyway chicken legs i am off (phew) lol
I am going to my other threads, so you take care cos i care
Oh before i go lol i guess we were on the phone a long time again.
So i agree with you stopping them, but i shall miss them drastically lol
Any way take care.
Lots of love going your way.
xx*MATS*xx

i meant NATS lol

Hi MATS lmaopmp.. lol...

Well am sorry for getting back to you late, i have not been on here much over the last few days....

Woohoo, not long to go now til u go to see "J" is it hun......

well i`m not sure when i`ll b on here but just incase i`m no for a few days i want u to have these just to keep you going while ur away, so u wont miss me lol....

Dont eat it all at once will ya lol..
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and just incase u get thirsty












oh and i must not forget these lol...


right in ur mush lol




hehehehehehehe...hope i got u in ur mush lmao...

take care
xxxcarolxxx

Hi Carol

I will reply to this one tomorrow, cos iam going to bed.
S here's a little somthing before i go








Anyway the time is now 3:24am and now i am going to bed.
So you take care cos i care
xx*NATS*xx