h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, of course lurking is not a hanging offence; pistols at dawn perhaps, burning at the stake maybe?

I have the distinct feeling that you would enjoy a couple of things or more at ; primarily my column "The Hootoo Home of Today" , this weeks effort being available at A1044145 and the other being a creation both visual & verbal from my chum spimcoot, namely "Eustace" who can be found cowering at A1042750 .

We are always looking for feedback, free publicity or financial assistance, so please feel free to provide any or all of these, failng that, I suppose we will just have to put up with your delightful company (or did you say the Company had disbanded? Never mind, start a new one is my advice.)

So, lovely to make your acquaintance, if you stick around long enough, I will get round to explaining about the cheese-boxes, but it's a long story. The mandolin is still hanging around, the ferret Felix sadly departed; he lost the battle with the ; but, by god, he went down fighting!

Toodle-pip!

Terri.

Squished ferret, what ?

Thanks for dropping by, old thing. Always nice to have a visitor.

I think I've come across your column (as my dear late wife was wont to cry), and I think I'll just pop over now and refresh my feeble Ducal memory.

Of course I'd be more than willing to provide any help I can, although I fear the rabid dogs of Customs & Excise have recently taken a very large bite out of my financial withers. If I can assist in any other way, do let me know.

Drop in any time !

Perry.