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Diary entrys. Well, I made one and that was it for ages. But now I have time to kill due to it being the summer hols and me having nothing to do, I'm making another.
Went to see Madagascar today, the psychotic penguins amused me. The rest of the film was shite though... But "We killed them and ate their livers..." has got to be the best line in a kiddies film ever!

I bought an electric guitar tuner so my guitar is FINALLY in tune and i managed to get vaguely recognisable versions of the Ramones 'Sheena Is A Punk Rocker', the Sex Pistols 'Anarchy For The UK' and a bit of Motley Crue's 'Dont Go Away Mad(just go away)'. My God, I suck...

And now I'm being evicted from my computer for the night. *Sighs*
Also, I don't know why I'm even bothering to write this cos it's not like anyone ever visits my page to read this.
I give up......

Damn, I can't even post diary entrys properly...This ended up on the end of my last one. So now it's here twice. Ah well...I can settle for bein repetitive just this once. God, my spelling and stuff REALLY sucks today.

And I sound SO optimistic...hmm, I mite check out the sarcasm thread again, im in the mood for a good bit of sarcasm...

Hey! I visit your page.

Congrats on getting your guitar in tune! I'm sure you don't suck. Just keep practicing! You might also like to learn to play one of K's and my favorite songs- "I Can't Explain" by the Who. I'm sure you can find tabs online, if not, let me know and I'll figure out how to get some to you.

Sarcasm always cheers me up when I'm feeling cranky. And girl, you *do* sound cranky!

Enjoy the rest of your weekend!

I can probably find the tabs, it's the song I'm more likley to have trouble getting hold of. But I'll try, thanks for the recomendation

Lol, yeah I am a bit cranky today...It didn't help that my best mate and most of our other mates got together and went out and had fun and didn't invite me. I was stuck at home doing sod all. So I got mad and had nobody to tell. Fun. Or not...

I'll try, if I don't get up then nothing can annoy me.
Enjoy yours too

Hi hun...
It does help havin your guitar in tune eh...
I'm also cranky today.. I've got the worst guts ever, and Johnny Cash's arse... "Ring of Fire"... Ouch... But it aint gonna stop this old from havin her vodka.. xxx

Been having fun then??
I'm in a better mood now, had a pretty good day actually. Even though most of my mates have all gone somwhere nice on holiday, theres still two of us left!!! And I bought the MOJO magazine punk special cos it had loads of bands in it I'd never heard of. New music to check out!

Hey there.

I went to see Madagascar with Psychotic Abz and Huge Mad Kadrian. We were killing each other all the way through,. And the bloody cinema was full of sodding 2 yr olds going 'funny monster'.

My parents won't let me play the guitar, so I settle for playing the flute in a rather rocky style.

Hi hun..
Good to hear you've cheered up.. My guts are now on the best side, thank gawd.. I was goin stare crazy..
I'm waiting for the new issue of K as there's summat in about the new Darkness album, or so I'm led to believe..
No hols here either, maybe a few days out in a while if I can rustle up enough funds..
Had to spend money on new bra's today.. All me others are chokin me.. I'm not used to havin boobs..lol.. Middle age spread eh.. Now I've got a drawer full of bolster holsters that don't fit, and some have never been worn... Anyone want a couple of 36C bra's, free to a good home...
I've turned into a shape shifter..
See ya...

>>Hey there.

I went to see Madagascar with Psychotic Abz and Huge Mad Kadrian. We were killing each other all the way through,. And the bloody cinema was full of sodding 2 yr olds going 'funny monster'.

My parents won't let me play the guitar, so I settle for playing the flute in a rather rocky style.<<

Hi. Lol, yeah, there were loads of little people there when I went too. And they looked at me funny when I walked in...but people always look at me funny so not much difference there

Ah, it sucks that your parents wont let you play guitar, i've never heard rock songs on a flute before, could be interesting lol. I wanted to learn flute when i was little but i couldnt get a noise out of one.

Heya Sheryl, glad your better. Yeah, theres a Darkness thing next issue of K!. I hope their new albums better than Justins solo song!!! I heard it yesterday. Well, half. I turned over half way through cos I didnt like it.
Lol, loadsa people are goin bra shopping latley...
Shape shifter? Eh?

Hey Vicky...
I like Justin's solo single, but I also liked it first time around in 1974, by Sparks... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before your time...lol)
Justin does sound amazingly like Russ Mael...
Aye, me shape shiftin is costin me a friggin fortune...
xx

Hi
Heard The Darkness in a shop today which reminded me that I like em and havent listened to them in ages. So I was gonna go home put Permissin to Land on, but i forgot and ended up listening to The Damned instead...ah well.
My computer is working again, Im so pleased. It wouldnt let me type the other day, I couldn't e-mail anyone or come on h2g2. But Im back now, obviously!

Hiya Vicky...
Well Justin's solo single is due for release on Monday.. I've already reserved my copy from HMV... Both CD and DVD version...
Have you seen the vid for "The Ghost of You" yet.. (MCR)??? It's quite good I think, quite dramatic.... I've also seen Ville's new one, "Wings of a Butterfly".. Sounds ok, think it'll be one that grows on me after a few listens..
And the Darkness new bassist eh, he's bloody bald... He'll have to grow it surely..
Hope you are well luv... Take care.... x

I didnt like his solo single, it really annoyed me. But the new HIM song is quite good I thought. I read an early review of their new album in Kerrang! and it sounded good. I dont have any of theirs yet so I k=might get it when it comes out. Not bought a cd in AGES! Such a great achievement, I now actually have money!! Yeah, the baldness of the bassist wont matter if he can play will it, and I dont think they'd have him if he couldnt lol

Well they could all shave their heads and become the "Baldness"
Soz, I'm in a funny mood..lol... Not like me at all eh...
Yip, I'm waiting for the new HIM album.. Also new Darkness...
Like I mentioned before, I liked Justin's single when it was first out in 74 by Sparks... I got into a spot of bother last week with my hubby for makin a rude comment about Justin...
I was listening to the "Best of Sparks" CD, which has "This town aint big enough" on it, also another Sparks classic, "Something for the girl with everything..", which has a line in it about "Don't try to speak, your tiny little mouth is full..." Of course I thought about something rude then just as I was looking up at the poster of Justin naked with his guitar.. I made the comment that if Justin did a cover of that track the video would be x-rated, and I was going to audition for the part... (Think you know where I'm going with this eh...lol) Needless to say hubby wasn't impresed... I blamed it on the

LMAO, The Baldness...... Theyd all look so weird bald! And not all good lol.
Lol, yeah, maybe discussing that with your husband aint too clever, but thats what 'll do to you.
I got the newest Rancid album yesterday, been waiting to get it for ages but finally had the . I love their song Tropical London latley. And Aerosmith just came on so im gonna get it stuck in my head. And I dont wanna miss a thing...

That bloody poster is cursed I'm sure...lol..
Last night hubby was chasin' a friggin' wasp round the bedroon.. It disappeared, he thought it had gone behind the poster coz of it's size n in 2 bits n all, so me like a loon had a feel about... (The poster not the wasp..lol) Like I said n you know anyway, the said poster is in 2 bits, I patted here n there, as you do, and as I put my hand upwards got a bloody paper cut on me little finger, right where Dan's groin area is... The bloody thing wouldn't stop bleedin' n it's bleedin' sore... llf... So it's a joke now that I cut me finger on Dan's zip... I friggin' wish eh...
Well at least this time he found it funny...

Lol. Heard of ants-in-your-pants, but never wasps!
Paper cuts suck...

Hi Vicky..
Hows you keepin ??? Have you settled back into school routine?? lol.. It's bloody killin me getting up at 6-30 every morning with my daughter..
Got Villes new single the other day, hoping to get the album on the 26th, funds allowing.. Hubby's after the Rasmus new album.. Will have to shake the moths out of me purse and see wots in there..
Had to spend on new specs this week, hubby had to have them this time around as well.. A spend I could have done without eh.. Could have bought mucic and booze...
Take care hun.. Chat soon...

Heya
Yeah, same old boring routine, except everything is earlier cos they messed up the times of our school day so we finish at 3 rather than 3;20. Finishing earlier is good, but I dont like starting earlier! And lunchtime is messed up cos half the school have lunch while the rest have lessons, then we swap. It sucs And Ive been arguing with loads of my teachers cos they're being a pain in the @ss, and got a detention already. Im not normally that bad, but when they ignore me when I ask for help, or just go off on a powertrip I get angry. And I got in major trouble when I was late home from my mate's, cos I got lost! Wasn't my fault but I still got hell. My parents suck.

Ive not bought many cd's latley, mostly due to lack of . But it's cheaper and more fun to go see local bands, some of who are really good. Enjoy the HIM album. I saw the posters of Ville in K!, I dont really like his 'dead' look. Suits some people but...not him! I probably wont get their album, there are other albums by other bands I wanna get more. I dont like The Rasmus much, although the beginning of their latest single is quite good. Not keen on the rest of the song though.

Im listening to Hole right now, they're pretty good.

Talk soon!

My daughter starts school at 8-25 in the morning and finishes at 2-45 afternoon... Bloody daft times if you ask me..
Rite, so you got lost on way home from your mates, just asked you in other thread where you'd gotten lost..lol..
I don't mind the Rasmus, a mate did us a copy of their new album, I've not listened to it yet but hubby sed it's ok... I'll treat him to the original when funds allow.. He can play the copy in the car..lol..
Yeah, Ville just looks ill with his "dead" look, rather than goth.. Gerard Way on the other hand looks sexaaaaaaay...
(I must stop doin that as it's getting quite soggy in here..llf... Where's me wellies??) (I did say wellies didn't I... )
Ok hun, you have a good weekend, and stay outa trouble..