h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wish I could go for a pint too... Bye baba x

Hi baby. You don't seem to be about, but I've left a for when you do log on. Take care, I hope you're ok....

Hello...

Morning it's such a lovely sunny day and I'm stuck indoors.... ....

Hey sweetheart.. So am i..

But you don't like heat... oh yeah... air conditioning still broken? If it is- sue work for unsuitable working conditions for however many months which has made you ill and given you migraines etc etc! $$$!

I wish... It is still broken but its ok cos theres no fans around by me and the windows open up with about a 2 inch gap for air to get through..

Could you make that a two foot gap baba? ANd nick a fan from somewhere.... Perhaps that industrial strength one James has at his work.... Hollywood bowl has gone down in the years hasn't it, looked a bit tattered and torn... UCI much betterer!

The windows are locked so they thats the max they will open.. All fans are either being used or are downstairs..
What fan..??

He had a huuuuge one on a stand in the corner of the pub, it was very very very powerful.... Don't you remember?

I don't, no baby.. Missed it completely..

that must have taken some doing - it was huge! Oh well, there you go... But seriously I think you should complain to someone about the lack of air in that place, it's not good for you baba... They've fixed the air conditioning in here today thank god. We don't have any openable windows in here. And all the computers heat it up to no extent as it's so tiny a room...
You ok? I'm sorry I made you late again babes, you didn't get in toruble did you?

No trouble baby.. No team leader remember... I'll leave it a few hours they tell someone that the heat is unbearable and its not fair that they take money off me for a work place thats unfit for someone you suffers really bad headaches and in turn makes him sick.. Or something...

Ok baba, good idea. The legal optimum temp for a workplace is 64oF. No colder not much hotter. Use your watch to find out how hot it is and tell them it should be between 20 and 21 oC.
I'm glad I didn't get you in trouble, sorry baba

The temp at the mo is 25 degrees c.. So...

Sorry 25.8

Well then that 4 degress too hot by far! If your body temperature raises by just one degree it could kill you, a degree is a hell of alot baba, you wouldn't think it but it is, give em what for
P.S. miss you...

I know baby.. The average temp now from the last ice age is only 3 degrees c.. Did you think Uncon's stories sounded good..?

Are you eaves-reading again babab? tut tut. I think they sounded funny... but the one she sent me a bit of isn't a story, it's a convo she had with a friend.... messin about like...

Oh ok.. Can you do me a favour. Can you type 'Life goes on. It always does. But you knew that, didn't you?' into the search bar on the google site and see if a film comes up please.. you..