h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wow that sounds good doesn't it? Can you imagine that? everything free? corrr....
My do is in the Jury's hotel on 29th March, times haven't been arranged yet and they haven't published the set menu yet either, but i'll let you know???
I miss you so much baba. I'm almost done here now though heh I've been doing work for once
You proud?
Wanna meet up for a beer or anything or do you wanna go straight home?

Could do sweetheart yeah.. Can you get here by 2 15 then..?? Im always proud..

Hey baba. Sure thing. Are you sure baby? you don't have to if you're not sure abou it. If you wanna go home I won't be upset or offended darlin. Completerly up to you my gorgeous baba

No its cool.. Outside here at 215 then yeah... I was gonna have to wait an hour for the next bus anyway so..

Ok then baby, I'll see you later, I'm gonna go now so I can get everything sorted before I leave.
See you soon
Always xx

Ok love you baby..

Hey baba I'm home safe and sound. My predictive text has gone off my phone. Do you know how to fix it? I miss you loads. Take care baba. night night xxx

Morning baby.. Hows you.. Not sure about your phone, were you messing with it then..?? Ill take a look tomorrow.. Hope your online today.. iss you..

I'm sorry baby. Been busy today. I didn't do anything to my phone it just decided it didn't want predictive text any more, but nicki managed to fix it for me Yay
I miss you too. Hope you're ok. I'll speak to you later.


xxx

Mornin' sweetheart.. How're you...?

Hey Deus,
would you like me to butt in on this thread? No?
Then keep out of Pia!
You're the bad mannered muppet, not me.
Apologies to you Siren, but I had to make my point.

Don't mind him sweetheart.. Just a scott with, SURPIRISE, little IQ and who likes to whine...

Little IQ eh?
You can't even spell Scot.

I might even get to enjoy this.
Is it fun deus, to butt in on chat threads? You seem to make a habit of it! I might have a go at it myself.

Noticed you didn't mention a partner.. Croak on you did she..?? Is that why you need these women on the net huh..?? Awww i understand..

Listen you A$$HOLE, if you had taken the trouble to read my page, you would know that I am happily married. My wife uses h2g2 as well. I have many friends in here and I'm happy to say that you will never be one of them.
So could you please just keep your nose out of my business.
Thank you.
Dave.

Touch a nerve huh..? Stop your moaning you little bitch. I don't care about you, your pathetic little life or what you think. You're the one that had the attitude you ignorant scottish t**t..

Deus, let's call a truce on this, I could do without it. I'm an easy going guy, who bears no illwill to anyone.
I like to go through life with no waves, everything plain sailing.
So, what do you say, let's just pack it in eh?
Kind regards
from Dave.

I don't think you get it.. I D.O.N.T C.A.R.E Im not interested if what you have to say. You're the one who keeps coming back to this convo which in your opinion is the wrong thing to do. You think i want to spend my day insulting you...?? NO. So you can leave me the hell alone. Delete this convo from your page, and ill do the same...

OK Deus, it's as good as done.
Dave.