h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It is a remarkible thing, that, just when I think I've had, or been involved in, the most bizzare and weirdest of conversations possible on this site, that another conversation either starts, or immediately falls into a depth of strangeness to make previous ocasions of weirdness and oddity look somewhat normal and sensible in comparason, I don't know why I pick this particular moment to mention this, but in light of the large stretches of implausible space time warping to teh beat of the music it seems most pertenantly inappropiate to do so.

things indeed do seem odd round here though I understand not why.

You can say that again.

Why?

Because i'm feeling a little horse Do the hoover!!!!!!!!!

How does the horse feel (about that)?

Its only a little horse... So It doesn't feel very much

Then.....how does the little horse feel?

with his hooves

So....how do the hooves feel?

Like hooves...

I think I'm with all the nighthoover's round here can someone lend me a cat?

I'm not sure how the cat would feel (about that).

I think I'm loosing my mind

I'm loosing my belt.

I'd like to loose some weight.

Me too, but I lost the cat already. (Two.)

Ahh I see. how frustrating I lost my marbles years ago...

I think I've lost my hooverability