h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Haalloo....wondering if you fancy making a new friend lol...that being me....I'm 24 yrs old (so you'll probably think "you're only a babi" lol) but feel free to see my space if you wish

hiya mike..lol well i love making new frinds,hun but you might take me for your gran (lmao) im 55 from just outside glasgow so nice too meet you..and call me jean...

Weeeellll had at least had a feeling you'd say something like that lol....I need something for a sore throat (preferably not medicine) lol gimme something in capsules and no cod liver oil (yuk!!) lol xxxx

hiya mike lol well !!!! im a nurse lmao so the best thing for your sore throat is a glass of salt water << lol, washed down of course with a large .ok hun. t/c ch chat again
jean....

Yuk.....maybe I'lll give it a try....I'm going soon bab so take care xxxx

yeah your right mikelmao,never mind try a instead ok hun<cheers chat again t/c
..jean

Good job I didn't try it hun coz you failed to mention to NOT drink it just gargle it xxxxxx

hi hun awwwwwwwwww i should have said not too swallow it xxxxxxxxxxxx of peace for you mikexxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I know babe but it's ok coz my friend Sandy pointed that out to me before I decided to go ahead and try it lol xxxxxxx

hi babe lol howz the throat now e n wayz??? better i hope !!!it really does work if you gargle with it honest!!!!! lmao
t/c chat again
n jean xxxxxxxxxx

It's better but I didn't try it but I still get ing heartburn

awwww hun nothing worse than heartburn
jean

I know babe it's awful....just don't mention I have to take garlic lol xxxxxxx

hi babe shhhh your garlic secret is safe with me lol..i wont breath a word of it..
jean

Especially when you have garlic breath you wont .....get it? lol breathe a word of it and garlic breath lol sorry lol xxxxxxx

And what i meant babe was don't tell me i have to take garlic

hi babe lol no you dont have to eat garlic but you can get tasteless oderless garlic capsules lol and there safe no garlic breath!!!!
jean


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Ok bab.....I'm fed up of people sticking their noses in my damn business on here xxxxxxx

well bab im im sorry i wont msg you again if thats how you feel
t/c jean xxxxxxxx

It's not you I'm talking about babe it's other people coz they stick their noses in and then they spread a bunch of lies around about me and about other people too which is darn childish xxxxxx