h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Was just "crusin" the area, saw that your light was on, so I thought I'd say "G'day!" It seems that being Australian means that you are obligated to say very "Aussie" things on demand when overseas. In the US I was detained in a hairdresser's shop for three hours while they pressed me for "Australianisms". Bizzarre!(I did get a free hair cut though!) In Europe, most women I met wanted to sleep with,ONLY,when I spoke and they discovered my accent! In Canada, they couldn't give a stuff(which was nice) and in the UK, I was subjected to endless Kylie Minogue, and Dame Edna references!
In Alaska I was installed at the local bar as some sort of travelling soothsayer! (Tell us about the outside world, all we see is snow!) Anyway, have a lovely day.....Oh and how BIG are your eyes?

MadHamish
(My mouth runneth over!)

G`day.Big.My eyes are soooo biiigggg that isn`t biiigg enough.I`m talking big.blue.blinkers.they have an inner glow of yr.friendly 1.Your H2g2-er! A real benefit to the neighborhood!!Some-one who always gives the rest of the neighboorhood 'something to talk about'~

Reeeally! I am an absolute sucker for a girl with Biiiiiig eyes!
Always feel free to drop in and say g'day anytime you wish!!

MadHamish
(Mentle pictures abound of eyes that large! Ooh! Err!)

Mad! G`day to you~when I was wandering about the world,we went thru Australia,fr.New Zealand to Bali-wise.You`re 12 hrs ahead of me?It`s 7:56AM here??Gary,pythonfan..he s to .Australia has some lovely beaches,&,when I was there-`80-81-.The difference was that the attitude was much more relaxed/not as full-of-himself as american`s get.
do I know what be-ing from a different country`s about.We were never fr. the usa.I`d say Canadian,New Zealand,Australian--NOT American.
I could listen to a British accent all day!

Oohhh,Appirition`s got the eyes on his home-space.Or he did.He`s ,totally .Fr. New Zealand.But the most killer-eye.Bluest of blue-violet w/golden sparkles coming- out- of- the- page-at-you.Stunning, ,

Well, just to compare, I have been told that my eyes have the dark brown of a stained hard-wood with tiny green specks through them.
So now you know as well.
I have seen a little bit of the world(probably too much) and I have always found it great to come home. We "down under" just don't seemed to get wound up like most Northerners do! Still, I have met great folk from all over the world.(Except Leo DiCaprio, what a wanker!)

MadHamish
(The eyes have it!!)

G`day ! If h2g2 paralled 'real-life',well....I`d be the prom-queen of my high-school,I`ve joined so many groups,once h2g2-ing.../

You`re fr. Australia?? Been there! Not that I`ve got every bit of yr.geography memorized...but you`ve got great geography!! Really!!

Why thank you. many people comment on my Geography! I am flattered!
Did you come to Melbourne??
That's my town! I'll never leave here again!

MadHamish
(Xenophobia abounds)

Sure did!! I really reacted to the type of personality each different country grew.It seems to me that the more room a person has,the more likely it is that he/she will be friendly.I HATED India.Really.I was knocked down & run over by an ox-cart! Now that`s a different memory.I`m glad you`re happy to be in Australia!That`s a conclusion to draw fr. yr. travels.Me?? New Zealand;Appirition says they need teachers,& cops:the cops they wisely import fr. Britin,but teaching!?! That`s the carrear I ran away from! Mom & Dad both taught,so I know full well the dedication teaching demands from you--& the lack of pay.

Ahhh! Both my parents are teachers as well. I resisted the push(and pull) to follow the genetic programming. The older I get the more of the "Teacher" in me I see! Wierd really, I'm nothin like my folks!

MadHamish
(Educated doesn't mean I'm not a hoodlum)