h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You are just becoming more and MORE fascinating.

Wow.

Hmmm... you make wonder.

Okay, let me tell you a secret:

You better tell me to piss off (sod off) because if you keep on feeding me 'positive feedback', I will just become more and more fascinated with you.

However, if you do tell me to piss off, I will stop talking to you altogther. Truth be told: I am either completely inert or I go into complete motion. So if you block me with negative feedback (...and I would know what it is...) I would really stop existing or you wouldn't hear of my Internet presence again.

Yep, I come and go like the wind. But I really do stay when the person has accepted me.

What's so fascinating?

I'm not the kind of guy to tell someone to piss off, unless they really give me reason to.

TK[1]

I know you're not an asshole.

I was thinking that you should close the door on me so that I can just drop my interest in you.

When I am fascinated with fireworks for instance, I like to stay awake and miss sleep for that excitment.

So, if you've been reading about my sleep deprivation, you now have the idea that I've been missing sleep because I am really fascinated with you. ...Also because I have to do schoolwork. Perhaps I've been blessed.

I don't understand the fascination...

TK[1]