h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay: 'want' has no apostrophe in it, and I like mismatched socks too, mostly because most of my socks have lost their mates and people actually notice (when they can see my socks at all). Hi, TK!

Esty

Where did I put an apostrophe in 'want'? And please shoot me for doing so. And thank you for pointing it out. And no need to point out that you can't start a sentence with 'And'- it's a little foible I allow myself. After all, we all need hobbies

Yes, I get my lack of matching socks pointed out, usually in the form of "do you realise you're wearing odd socks?", which I feel is a silly question. Who do they think put them on me?

Hi, Esty!

TK[1]

Why dontcha go look and see if you can figure out where that was? It's somewhere in your bio-thingy.

That is a very silly question.

I only point out grammatical mistakes of the sort that make fanfiction hard to read if there's too many of them.

Esty

Ah, that's out of date by about 2 years, I think... and has a lot of typos in it. I think I whacked it out in 5 minutes with the intention of proofreading, but never got around to it.

I'm a big grammar Nazi- I can forgive typos (I may as well just pound the keyboard with two 1/2 lb beefburgers what with my typing ability), but I get annoyed at misplaced apostrophes and simple mistakes with homonyms.

So, yes, you may think you know me from my bio, but it's all wrong! Mwahahaha!

So if you wish to know anything, fire away*.

TK[1]




*I did mean anything about myself, but I'll do my best with questions on physics, mathematics, theological issues, the origin of the universe and the general meaning of existence, or anything else you may be having troubles with.

Do you know of anyone who could tell me how to say 'God is a cucumber' in Hebrew?

I'm not a grammar Nazi, just don't like reading stuff with a typo every sentence, which your bio does not have, it has many less.

I instinctively correct typos; I have something on my site (and in my journal here) which I typed with the monitor turned off, and it only had about ten residual typos I couldn't quite correct while typing it. Go look at it.

Sorry, I can't think of anyone off the top of my head!

Most of my typos get corrected straight away, but some slip through the net. I'm quite ham-fisted when it comes to typing! I really can't stand all this txt tlk crp that ppl seem2use thse dys.

I already looked at it before

TK[1]

Will you leave a comment? Please? I live on feedback.

Chatspeak is REALLY annoying.

O.k, I'll have another read and see if I can think of anything to say...

TK[1]

Yay!

I did, and I couldn't. Sorry to disappoint

Ooh, a personal reminder just popped into my head for no apparent reason: Must remember to pick up suit tomorrow.

TK[1]

Is okay.

Hehe. That's odd.

Lots of things I have to do this week in preparation for friday, so I know I'm going to forget something. I just hope it's not getting dressed on friday morning that I forget. That would be embarassing.

TK[1]

What's on Friday?

My graduation And then the summer ball in the evening

TK[1]

Cool.

Not that interesting for anyone else, granted, but a big thing from my point of view.

TK[1]

Yeah. It would be funny if the only thing you forgot was getting dressed Friday morning! From everyone else's point of view, of course.

Wayne!!!!! Stoppit!