h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

im sorry if I have offened you, as I said in the message its just me thinking aloud. My antie attempeted to commit sucide three years back, thats why I was thinking. Look if you dont want to talk to me thats ok and I understand, but I am sorry, and if you can forgive me then I will be forever gratful.

Yours truley
Tom

Of course I'll talk to you Tom, don't be
I spoke to someone the other day who sounded just like that first person who attempted suicide all those years ago, I'm only sorry I didn't ask him whether it was him or not, but it's not usually the sort of thing you ask someone when they're ringing you up at work!