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The Great Migration
Posted Mar 10, 2003
Finally after years of extorting dollars from travellers, I have managed to retire my steam driven but trusty crash-o-matic computer with it's 32 meg of Ram, and boldly leap into the world of XP, and acres of hard drive space.
Not too sure about this XP though, it seems a smug, and holier than thou operating system.
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D Cup Icecreams
Posted Feb 5, 2003
If you have a choice, never buy an ice cream from ladies with large breasts, you will get a bum deal.
I have researched cone icecream servings in depth over the past year and noticed that some lasted ages, others were gone in a flash.
I developed a means of consumer research, and a complex equation, using velocity, (kilometres per hour), average licking rate,temperature,etc.
While I am still working hard on this complex problem, I do have some preliminary results.
Males tend to serve a fairly average ice cream, there seems to be little variation.
Females on the other hand, serve wildly different sized ice creams.
Females with small breasts nearly always serve bigger ice creams than those more amply endowed.
My research continues......
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I Think I'm Going To Throw Up
Posted Feb 3, 2003
Journalism at it's finest....
From the Washington Post.
"While Mr. Bush spoke calmly in his televised remarks - his brow often
furrowed, his voice at times no more
than a whisper - his eyes welled with tears and he was momentarily
struck speechless just a few words from
the end of his short address to the nation. "May God bless the grieving
families and may God -" he said,
his voice suddenly choking on the word "God." Then, gathering himself
quickly, he finished: "- may God
continue to bless America."
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Fielding at Devine Leg
Posted Jan 29, 2003
Surfing the interactive guide on the TV today, and I see Christ is playing cricket at the Basin Reserve in Wellington. Now this I have to see. I love cricket. I have often wondered how Christ would flight the ball when bowling leg breaks, and if a comretent batsman could read his wrong'un. You will notice I assume he would be bowling, I doubt that Christ would ever lose the toss, and it is always the smart thing to bat second at the Basin.
I would guess he would bat at No 3, and would be a bit of a stroke maker, but possibly he would open.
I was exremely disappointed to discover that the interactive guide is a bit scrambled and Christ is not on the cricket channel at all, but is being discussed on some woosy chat show.
Bugger, and there is a bit of turn in the pitch too.
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A plain brown envelope will do
Posted Jan 26, 2003
Now for the party on the proceeds......
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (CNN) -- A group campaigning to stop the New Zealand government selling off the country's air force strike capability has lost its case in the Court of Appeal.
The "Save Our Squadrons" group had argued that the decision last May to decommission the combat aircraft was unconstitutional because it went against legislation requiring New Zealand to have an armed air force, as well as an armed navy and army.
Now if we could get Bush to flog a few carrier groups, we could have wall to wall Guiness Breweries and war would be too far from the toilet.
Peace prize to me @rural delivery NZ please.
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