h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A tad redundant my dear, no? As usual, you swell from phlebitis of the ego, and that's why I love you so. Tell me love, is it possible that someone could discuss Jacobean drama with you, but choose not to? I only ask as to illustrate possibility and not probability.

Perhaps your Shakespearean foes realize not your aptitude for fine taste and self-indulgence? I know from past practice never to bring up Horatio's questioning of the Danish drinking custom. The very custom you insisted I adopt, if memory (hazy as it is) serves. If anything, I have that to thank you for.

Mud in your eye dearest and to hell with the surfeit of meuks.

Incidentally, I'm so drunk while writing this that the words are sliding off the page. Happy Holidays!

Oh my God, this is too much. I was so drunk when I wrote this (and still am) that...well, you're gonna chock it up to the usual...

Look, I was visiting your page, hopping from link to link, then hit back a bunch of times and came upon your home page again, only I thought you posted your "talk crap" thing as a thread somewhere other than your home page. That's why I chastised you for being redundant. I didn't even know I was on your home page where I had read it earlier! I ripped you a new one for writing the same thing twice on different parts of this H2G2 site. I'm an asshole! Look, you have a history of alcohol abuse, so I know you'll understand.

oh my dear, perfectly. I too have a history of alchohol abuse. In fact, my liver had sucessfully sued me twice now for maltreatment.I, however, am reformed. In so much as I have to be at present. It's amazing how productive one gets when one isnt imbibing. I dont know if you remember that concept, dear..remember, that brief moment of daylight in 1986 just before the gallstone operation, when you made the family breakfast and didn't throw up onto or even into the mother in law's tounge before Jerry Springer Late and Live came on?? well, that's what it's like, sobriety, a veritable feast of productivity.