h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're highly inactive. Is it your thyroid again?

It's not like I don't remember the other time that your thyroid acted up and you put on tons of weight and got phlebitis and had to have cosmetic surgery on your unsightly leg veins.

So, is that it? You better watch it. You know how easy it is for you to blow up like a dirigible. You'll be buried in a piano case if I'm any judge.

By the way, you're nearing forty.

Don't worry, Susan. That post isn't typical of the average researcher on h2g2; they're generally a friendly bunch

I was taken aback by this vicious and unprovoked attack on you, and I hope you'll consider making a complaint in due time

Please don't be put off from posting here; people like Seamus are the exception rather than the norm, thankfully.

@Seamus...I don't think you're ready for this jelly

@Senwad...he suffers from transference I'm afraid~~~poor dear makes ME a composite of all (2 including his wife) the women he's "dated" (I.E.-taken to the dumpster out back of McDonald's then on to peep through the fence at the drive-in movie-NOTHING'S too good for Seamus's women) I know he means no harm mostly, and that I have the best revenge...he's nearer forty than I, AND I am at least 5 inches taller than him.