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Snow envy.
SeamusAndrewMurphy Started conversation Dec 24, 2002
Snow envy is a classic Freudian syndrome. I advise alternate pints of Guinness and Genny Cream Ale...it doesn't work for me either, but there are certain beneficial side effects.
Snow envy.
Susanluvsu Posted Dec 24, 2002
Please, please...what are the beneficial side effects? And I hear you have TONS of snow HO HO HO
Snow envy.
SeamusAndrewMurphy Posted Dec 24, 2002
The beneficial side effects include a Christmas fog followed by zero inhibition at the thought of pawing that neighbor you always fancied.
Anyway dear, how's you hairy potter? Hmm? I thought so...
Snow envy.
SeamusAndrewMurphy Posted Dec 24, 2002
Notice, I still forget to add that last 'r' to "your". Oh hell, it's Christmas, all is forgiven, no? (I've indulged in a northern blizzard of Budweiser and Rumplemintz, hence the confusion regarding the word "you")
Snow envy.
senwad Posted Dec 25, 2002
Oh good; a spelling mistake!
All together now, everybody point and laugh at Seamus the imbecile...hahahahahaaa!!!
Snow envy.
Susanluvsu Posted Dec 27, 2002
I drank nary a drop of any sort of alcoholic beverage at Christmas...I had to save my brain cells for THOMAS THE FRIKKIN TRAIN ENGINES DAMNABLE TRAIN TABLE WITH NO PIECES MARKED!! What I want to know is...WHY AREN'T THE @#$%$%^&*&^%% PIECES MARKED? I think "they've" given up marking pieces or giving instructions because they know it'll probably be a man putting "it" together, and God knows "he" isn't going to read the instructions.
Snow envy.
Susanluvsu Posted Dec 27, 2002
Maybe I should've done a swan dive into a barrel of Jack after all 
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