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Dear ACE
Humpty Dumpty (and Chicken Little, his chicken) Started conversation Dec 23, 2002
Dear ACE,
I am just a Panto character, not a real human being at all. Thank you for being so kind as to welcome me to h2g2, but my alternate self is most familiar with it all ready. 
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