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Post 21

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

No, it's the very reason I ask questions in class. And what I said about the cold voice...It's not entirely cold, it has a slight hint of "this is gonna be fun!" about it.


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Post 22

Aries (ACE + Badger)

So its said in a provocative manner?


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Post 23

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

No, in a purely "I'm gonna enjoy this but you won't" way.


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Post 24

Aries (ACE + Badger)

Right


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Post 25

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

The sort of "you're not gonna walk away from this one young fellow me lad!" type of voice.


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Post 26

Aries (ACE + Badger)

Like the one you're using now?


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Post 27

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Yes, that's right!


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Post 28

Aries (ACE + Badger)

Right but theres one problem. It only works if its done face to face.


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Post 29

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Really? Oh, dear. How sad. Never mind.


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Post 30

Aries (ACE + Badger)

Really its not having that much effect on me, but neither does doing it face to face.


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Post 31

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Well, I'm only an amatuer.


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Post 32

Aries (ACE + Badger)

No-one can claim to be a professional at it.


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Post 33

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

That guy can!


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Post 34

Aries (ACE + Badger)

Who?


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Post 35

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

The head teacher.


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Post 36

Aries (ACE + Badger)

Head-teachers aren't people, they're , erm , they're whaddyacallums.


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Post 37

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Aliens?


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Post 38

Aries (ACE + Badger)

Something like that.


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Post 39

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

He sound a little sadistic


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Post 40

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

More then just a little.


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