h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Who are you? Do I know you? Does H.P Sauce know you? Does Tishura know you? Snow: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F106276?thread=230015

Yes Tishure knows me and who I am online but H.P. Sauces knows me in school but know online

Yes Tishure knows me and who I am online but H.P. Sauces knows me in school but not online

Yeah?... I don't really follow that but I heard you were P.J? I that right?

Ah well I am confusing (I confuse myself sometimes) But you are right maybe, whatever, maybe not?

So who are you really?

Ah wouldn;t you so like to know

Answer at once!!!!

Now why should I do that then

I'm having fun here annoying you Muhahahahahahhah

Well that's very sad. If you don't want to tell us who you are then fine. There's no point of course, and we'll just have to stop talking to you. There's no point talking to someone we don't even know. I should add that I nearly got chucked off h2g2 for playing this game just a few days ago...

Furthermore, I'm pretty sure that I know who you are anyway... Strange how I'm talking to the person I suspect on MSN about this at the same time as messages appear about *exactly the same thing* here on h2g2.

If you are who we think you are, the I should warn you that h2g2 isn't really your cup of tea. You'll tire of it after a few weeks, never come on again and be relegated to the Bureau of Missing Researchers. (It really does exist...)

Perhaps you're not online and are in fact making fudge, but forgot to sign out...

? what fudge i dont like fudge . (weird person)

Anyway if I'm making fudge supposedly how can I type because I would have to be downstairs in the kitchen to make it so your wronge.

Exactly. This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Yuor disturbed

And you can't spell "you're". In fact, even if you'd have got the o and the u the right way round, you'd have still spelt it wrong.

However, I really can't be bothered to start an argument here, and after recent events, I don't want to risk getting chucked off. So lets just drop it shall we?