h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F2137311?thread=315229&skip=22400&show=20 I thought I give you a hand with shifting this piece of work over to your place where it belongs. In my opinion this fine example of a 'self-portrait' deserves a prominent place on one of the walls of your PS, amongst the absence of any still lifes of fresh fruit and vegetables.

Which bit, may I ask?

Bend over so I can whisper it into your ear.












Oh yes, don't try to hide behind books. You do not do them justice and they don't justify you.

I find this conversation quite mystifying, though it seems hostile. I don't know what you mean by 'hiding behind books' for example.

It seems that I've upset you somewhere in some way. I know it wouldn't have been on purpose, as I have nothing but friendly feelings towards you. I'm sorry if I've upset you though.

Would you like to tell me what's happened, and show me where it happened?, the reference?
Then perhaps we might be able to start to straighten things out.

Best wishes,

Jabs

But ... but, grandmother ... why are you still in bed, why are your teeth so yellow and strong, has your beard grown blue and is so very long?