h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... and welcome to h2g2 - again.

I know this is all rather belated but I'm one of the <./>ACEs</.> (Assistant Community Editors) who volunteered to help show people around the site. I've been checking back into the h2g2 archives for researchers who might otherwise think they had been ignored. I suspect you don't need any help but, since you've only recently activated your new personal space to allow people to leave you messages, I thought I'd drop by just in case.

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Hay, cheers I bestow the power of 'hoover' apon you

Well hello again. Did you suddenly re-discover this ID after an enforced absence?

Oh, I've been about, now and then, here and there, too and fro, you know, busy busy, doing nothing... and of course, you do realise, clearly, that I am, not* in fact the might prophet nighthoover, merely another nighthooverite, loyally devoting my existance to the glory of our prophet, and that sort after glorious day of the second suction of nighthoover the day when nighthoover, our leader prophet, and all round gret person returns to show us the path to true nighthooverability and nighthooverly intentions n i g h t h o o v e r

Oh, I've been about, now and then, here and there, too and fro, you know, busy busy, doing nothing... and of course, you do realise, clearly, that I am, not* in fact the might prophet nighthoover, merely another nighthooverite, loyally devoting my existance to the glory of our prophet, and that sort after glorious day of the second suction of nighthoover the day when nighthoover, our leader prophet, and all round gret person returns to show us the path to true nighthooverability and nighthooverly intentions n i g h t h o o v e r

"not* in fact the might prophet nighthoover"

if only we knew

You think you might be the prophet nighthoover and not know it then?

Who knows who the prophet is, sometimes I is not sure myself

oh this is all so confussing, if only the true prophet would return to the devine account

Am I suffering from doublevision? nighthoover

I think I'm suffering from hooverenvy

[checks rest of posters]
I'm beginning to think I'm the only person round here who does not have delusions or dreams of being nighthoover.

Join the dark side luke, join the night side

n i g h t h o o v e r I think I am Tony Curtis now.