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smiler Posted Nov 10, 2004
You said am i up for it? What did you mean? I ment a laugh.
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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 10, 2004
that'll teach me 
you are just too sharp 
i am a lowly male who begs forgiveness for even considering i could trick you 
you are the goddess 
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smiler Posted Nov 10, 2004
It's about time you realised that sweety........................................
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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 10, 2004
i knew it but a man can only try to match the goddess 
Having a good night? 
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smiler Posted Nov 10, 2004
Yep, good so far. A few idiots but nothing good 
What you been up 2? ....
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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 10, 2004
wordsmithing - propsal/plan for engineering drawings - knowing all the while that it will sit in someone's tray for months until we have to rush to implement it 
aint we got fun?
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smiler Posted Nov 10, 2004
If your busy we can talk later
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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 10, 2004
no just teasing...sorry
Hows Ben and Oliver?
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smiler Posted Nov 10, 2004
Ben hurt his paw and oliver is...oliver. The devil cat 
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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 10, 2004
arent they all...especially siamese seems to have sixth sense what mischief is going to get greatest reaction 
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smiler Posted Nov 10, 2004
He's got this thing going on at the moment, he hides around a corner and when you walk past he jumps out at you runs up your front and jumpa off your back. you should see my scratch marks
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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 10, 2004
sorry probably hurt 
them better
my cat used to jump on the bed early in the morning walk up the length of my body always stepping right on the bladder, sit on my chest and pat my nose with its paw until i woke and gave it its first stroking of the day did much the same thing at night while watching telly knew how to get in the way until it was paid attention
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smiler Posted Nov 11, 2004
Oliver pulls my hair to wake me up, thing is for a cat it bloody hurts. He started it when he was little and now knows only to use it to wake me up for his attention.
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The Mayan Templar Posted Nov 11, 2004
i always reckoned Pan stopped his claws before he came to wake me...didnt extend his claws but you felt them
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smiler Posted Nov 11, 2004
yeah, ok.....animals are done....next topic?
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