h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WELL GDAY GOOD SIR,I MUST ADMIT IM NOT FROM WHERE THE HAGGIS ROAMS FREE AND BURLY MEN TOSS THEIR CABERS BUT THERE IS A SMALL TOWN IN AIRDRIE WITH MY SURNAME SO THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF LINK,AND I DO HAVE AN AUNT WHO HAS GINGER HAIR,SO THAT MUST BE CONCLUSIVE PROOF THAT I COULD BE INDEED BE OF SCOTTISH FETTLE.BUT ALAS I MUST ADMIT NEVER HAS A HAGGIS CROSSED MY LIPS.ANYWAY ILL DROP BY LATER,TIME 4 A TOUCH OF WORK.DNOO

AYe may awe yer weans huv ginger nappers ma man...hahahaha
just a wee hullo fae the smoke stay well,fit n healthy

well if mae weeeuns do ever turn out to have ginger nappers i will make sure your the first to know you may even be called to give advice on how to live with such a terrible burden,its good tee know theres support out there.ky dnoo ken.

gonnae no dae thatHAHAHAHA
is all well with ya m8 just ready for the off.....

fine and dandy thanks apart from being in work and outside the skies are blue,bugger.

did ya hear the one about mrs cohen......who went to put an obituary in the local paper...............
editor said wot do you want to write........she said ......
hieme cohen dearly beloved husband,father,and grandfather.......dearly missed.
editor says that will cost £100
mrs cohen ......wot about
mr cohen dearly missed by all
ed.......that would cost £50.........
eventually they came to an agreemant..............
cohen dead......volvo for sale.........HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
want me to e-mail ya sum
[email protected]

GOOD ONE CHINA,I TRIED THAT EMAIL COULDNT GET GET HTROUGH WILL TRY LATER LIKE THE COHEN JOKE!