h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks Bushy I'll get onto it on Monday.

I've just read the responses and replied. I CANNOT believe I got serious responses! I tried to be "serious" back but I was laughing so much!

Go for the drink and don't stop at one. I'm on my first glass of dry white wine - (but have to go out now).

Cheers!

Yes, Sarnia. 'Twas I. I have a love/hate relationship with the town I live in. I'd love to be somewhere else and I hate the thought of having to move again. . Thanx for the compliment!

And yes, Bushy. My Young Mr Grace impression came over quite well, didn't it? (Could you really see me waving my walking stick enthusiastically in the air from where you are?)

Bless you, my children.



Peter

Right, I have been spreading my inane drivel around the BBC for long enough now... Think I'll mosey on down the town centre and see I can see Mrs Whack'd who is out with some work colleagues!

Have a thoroughly great weekend everyone! Might pop on tomorrow and make everyone is being suitably stupid!

Bye all...

sorry for not joining in earlier..as you are abusing my space....rent will be collected later

loved the nature board invasion of will too...what's another country never seen it?

Kris its only fun when there's a risk of being banned...like drawing dirty pictures of the teachers on the blackboard at school...not that I ever did!

Morning Brad! How's it going? I see that sad old has-been Melvin Gimspon is still pot-shotting us from the rafters... Hmmm... I'll have to think of something special for that boy I reckon!

Good weekend?

hey brad and bushy,

just got in. it is a busy day for me today so wont stay long cept hope the weekend was great for yuh.

no wurries about the sermon brad, i guess you need evidential resistance to work up a full head of steam there

hi pat pen, if it was you said about the smilies, they are easy to work and make our messages colourful and friendly

check in later

kris

Hi Bushy (and everyone else)

yep,I mind saying so, they're starting to get on my T*** a tad now... Mel, Tim, Ruth (Mrs nothing to say and 700 hundred words to say it)

has everyone given up on 'and finally' - I miss the surreal moments

is there any where on here I can posts pics of my fantasy and sci fi paintings and show off on this?

I'm writing a graphic novel (when I can) will self publish it so this looks like a good place to advertise it by word of mouth - its got a sci fi theme - raymond chandler meets mobeus

hi brad,

you can put up a weblink to your own personal site and you can start off a topic on it and do an edited entry in here that will alert people to it.

kris

cool...but now all I need is a personal site...any free ones you know about?

can we discuss web site adresses here?

ps - don' know what the wizard is doing to that poor girl...but i like it..Yes sir!

meant to ask Kris..do you know about the cancer curing remedy called "essiac"..being the high spirited healer you are?...I may have mantioned it once or ten times when posting as Father Ches (slipping it in)...on the old 'Your Shout' board I posted aboput it at length.... guess who stuck her oar in telling me I shouldn't tell people to disregard their doctors advice?...which I didn't and was careful not to

the whole posting threads were then me just answering you know who about the pedantic points she was picking me up on.....Jesus!

I've cured my ex's ovarian cancer and I've helped three others...you ever heard of it??

my expertise is structural and psychosomatic conditions brad. i would recommend a brilliant homeopath i know of to anyone who had cancer if they asked me for alternatives. i also believe in the efficacy of herbs. i have come across another approach (multi approaches work best) which involves eradicating liver flukes.

there is a whole ecologically identifiable change within the micro organisms carried in the human system and there are 25 or so changes in ecology before cancer is a high likelihood. this liver fluke theory i posted up on the 5 live board and it was develped by a scientist from germany.

my friend (fellow osteopath) discovered it because his dad had lung cancer diagnosed 3 years ago and was given less than 6 months and no treatment. it stopped the growth of the tumour and his dad is still alive and very well. there are herbal cleansers etc included in the recommended treatment but my friend's dad didnt do that part.

i am sure there is much evidence and information on the effectiveness of essiac.

as regards the awful thing that has landed on the five live board - brad love, that is the worst kind of female in my book, i darent say anymore. i would hate the person to read what i think, i dislike so much about them

so i am sure the essiac was very involved in the curing of your ex's cancer. keep on recommending it. i will look up the website of the method i was telling you of and get back with it.

kris


...the surfer becomes wizard on landing

Kris thanks for the info.. the ex is a homeopath too..a very good one , to boot

I also gave her Wormwood cleanser etc (for the parasite theory), grape cleanser diet and super nutrients....after getting all the stuff together I've never looked back....all my vit and mineral intake is now in colliodal form only and I never so much as look at a Mc Donalds, never use a microwave, and never use Aspartame

You sound like you've got an instinctive healing instinct

(at this point I'd insert a picture of an angel dancing round a tree, cheeky grin on her face)

Kris thanks for the info.. the ex is a homeopath too..a very good one , to boot

I also gave her Wormwood cleanser etc (for the parasite theory), grape cleanser diet and super nutrients....after getting all the stuff together I've never looked back....all my vit and mineral intake is now in colliodal form only and I never so much as look at a Mc Donalds, never use a microwave, and never use Aspartame

You sound like you've got an instinctive healing power

(at this point I'd insert a picture of an angel dancing round a tree, cheeky grin on her face)

hi brad,

good to talk with someone who understands the common sense approach. nature produces perfect remedy. it is a correct message, perfect information.

the only thing i do to keep healthy is take the gla's usually mix of borage, ep and fish oils. i also eat simple and natural forms of food and only boil eggs for cooked food. i never get ill (since 1988) cos i will use essential oils if something looks like it is attacking.

yeah, i'll dance round anything for sheer joy brad !!





kris

Morning chaps! What are you two discussing?

Brad, grab some free webspace on a yahho or geocities I think it's called? Just type "FREE WEBSPACE" into google and see how you get... Graphic novel? Is that like a long comic? Sorry to be such a luddite when it comes to such matters...

Cheers Matey...see your duelling with my favourite idiot Pete D

Thanks for info...Garphic Novel is pretentious word for comics aimed at adults
for people who like to sound more important than they actually are...moi?..never

Kris: ..it's an uphil struggle trying to fight for natural health

do you have any info on the Codex Alimentarius they're going to introduce in 3 years...I know the EU is already taking steps to limit natural health products to the public (you already know about what the FDA did to Stevia in US)...the Brussels committee has links to the Pharmaceutical Giants...coincidence?...the very thought!

the only reason I came to the BBC message boards was to promote Essiac and publicise the anomolies surrounding the official version of 9 11 on the old Sept 11 board...probaly the reason I've been banned so much

Pat: liked your reply on 'and finally'... "Fred West on Family Fortunes" LOL

Brad,

Interesting topic about alternative (is that correct word?) therapies! Isn't genetics the answer to all our human woes? Oops! There I go reducing everything again! Sorry! Kris knows what I mean... What exactly is the view you hold, in layman’s terms?

Pete D is a numpty and I will keep chipping away at him (and the others!) although I have to say we now appear to have broken the cycle of deletions on our user accounts! They cannot actually stop us from accessing that system... I even have a naughty little utility that "changes" or "phreaks" my IP address but don't tell anyone... Power Scripts can be such fun!

Graphic Novel sounds great and I think I may read one a few years back! It was about the Dark Knight whom I assume to be the real incarnation of Batman, a troubled man with a dangerous personality disorder in reality and not the camp Adam West version of the 60's TV show! What is the subject or theme of your novel?

Fred West on Family Fortunes??? Gotta see that!

hello boys

as regards the eu proposals brad, the whole issue of the allopathic approach is a big headache. people are so brainwashed into thinking powerful chemicals that obliterate the bodies intelligence are the answer. cancer is a complex and to fight it to win, belief is a necessary agent. i could write reams on what i know about the bodies perfect systems.

bushy. the most successful way to deal with any aspect of your life is simplify it to the maximum. the way to cure the body is the same. you start immediately by restoring strength to the physical system but "soon it comes round to your soul" (in the words of 'suzanne'). balance is our guiding line. there is more than one approach to healing from cancer. belief is core though, even if that means no belief. sorry not trying to be paradoxical.

our life force is constantly seeking to maintain integrity in every level of our being and also to integrate everything that is not resisted. it is a fascinating study to observe how all the various aspects of yourself function (and malfunction) and this study enables one to self-correct in a conscious and sane manner. the wonder of this life is that in these matters, the system is the same dynamically throughout, so it is not difficult to raise your understanding and gathered intelligence and apply it to all matters.

oooh dear, what a load of gobbledegook - bet you are glad you dont live in MY head

Kris

Afraid I don't believe in a "soul" ... Seems to me that DNA alleles produce chemicals that form proteins which in turn produce various other tissues/organic material and all at a precise moment in time in a precise location.

DNA and mRNA would therefore appear to be the embodiment of a simple, yet massive, coding system which describes the body! Correcting segments of the code or even enhancing certain parts of the code would, in theory, allow a body to continue functioning indefinitely?

Also, have any of you come across a fellow called Richard Dawkins? He's a terribly clever chap that contends that human bodies are mere survival machines for genes! Selfish genes that wish to replicate themselves. His ideas are fascinating and I can recommend any of us to read some of them: "The Selfish Gene", "The Blind Watchmaker" and "The Extended Phenotype". How sad that I remember those off the top of my head! Shows what I spend my time reading these days...