h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I thought I would just say Hello to you, as your board seems to have been hijacked, and they have voted you out. Shame! I really enjoy reading your contributions, but that Magster Woman seems to have got something against you. Can't fathom out what. Any time you want to come and sit under my table Bushy, you are very welcome. luv JB

Hello JB, sorry for butting in here but I saw your comment about me I don't have anything against Bushy aka Pinky aka 666, thank goodness It is all part of the game...honest guv. Mind I have no doubt that Bushy will now deny this completely and say that I am well, terrible, awful things, because that's the way we are. You should see what he says to me on YM. Unprintable!
I wouldn't want you to think that I am nasty, I'm quite nice when they let me out to play

who are you?

Dear Ms. Beatle,

What a jolly nice message and I was so pleased to receive it, many thanks!

Unfortunately, I must report that everything Magster suggests is true and I am a bit of a villain. I deserve all the criticism that I get! It would appear that I do seem to attract attention wherever I go? Perhaps I should change my tailor or aftershave maybe as it surely cannot be my attitude?

Hope this message finds you well ...

Kind Regards,

Bushwhack'd.

Bushy...this who are you joke....don't you think it might be wearing a little thin?
Show me the money......soon...or you know what happens

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shall I whisper in your ear?

Well Bushy, that was very formal. Especially for someone who not long ago was hiding under my table, after being chased off 5Live. As I don't watch BB Bushy, I am just making up stuff to join in a bit. But as you can see, I've probably got the wrong end of the you know what again. I'm going to vote for you Bushy, so don't you worry. luv JB